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Monday, 20 May 2013

News: Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little F**ker

Posted on 12:11 by Unknown
From The Onion. It's an Onion kinda day, I guess.


Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker

May 17, 2013
 
BROOKLYN, NY—Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave Mooreland, 31, enthusiastically greeted coworkers this morning after arriving straight from the gym,
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