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Thursday, 5 September 2013
Wednesday, 4 September 2013
Inexplicable Vintage Photos Of The Day
Posted on 08:47 by Unknown
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Tuesday, 3 September 2013
News: Couple Arrested For Public Sex In Home Depot Display Shed
Posted on 11:39 by Unknown
They couldn't even make it to the car? Nobody believes in delayed gratification anymore.
From The Smoking Gun. Thanks for the link, Mike Bergeron.
Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot
AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were
From The Smoking Gun. Thanks for the link, Mike Bergeron.
Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot
AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were
Thursday, 29 August 2013
News: Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl
Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
In her defense, the other woman did say she wanted to try on the shoes. Who has a baby shower at 3 a.m.?
From The Smoking Gun.
Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Six-Inch Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl
August 19, 2013
Meet Julia Bol.
Wielding a stiletto with a six-inch heel, the 28-year-old Nebraskan allegedly used the shoe to stab a woman in the face,
From The Smoking Gun.
Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Six-Inch Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl
August 19, 2013
Meet Julia Bol.
Wielding a stiletto with a six-inch heel, the 28-year-old Nebraskan allegedly used the shoe to stab a woman in the face,
Monday, 26 August 2013
News: Store Clerk Injured While Trying To Stop Theft Of Hasselhoff Signs
Posted on 07:05 by Unknown
Being a Hoff fan is a real drag, man. From ABC News. Link from the amazing Jenn Howard.
Give that man a signed photo of me. He's my brah.
Conn. Clerk Injured in David Hasselhoff Sign Theft Shelton, CT
August 20, 2013 (AP) Connecticut police say a convenience store clerk has been critically injured trying to stop the theft of two signs featuring images of actor David Hasselhoff.
Give that man a signed photo of me. He's my brah.
Conn. Clerk Injured in David Hasselhoff Sign Theft Shelton, CT
August 20, 2013 (AP) Connecticut police say a convenience store clerk has been critically injured trying to stop the theft of two signs featuring images of actor David Hasselhoff.
Thursday, 22 August 2013
Photo Of The Day: Shark Swallowed Whole By Bigger Shark
Posted on 07:19 by Unknown
Reminds me of Russian nesting dolls. From NBC News.
Shark is swallowed whole -- by an even bigger shark
Aug. 19, 2013
Everyone knows the story: The little fish gets eaten by a big fish, and the big fish gets eaten by an even bigger fish and so on.
But it isn't often that the big fish is a shark — in this case, a dogfish — that then gets swallowed whole by a much larger sand tiger shark (
Shark is swallowed whole -- by an even bigger shark
Aug. 19, 2013
Everyone knows the story: The little fish gets eaten by a big fish, and the big fish gets eaten by an even bigger fish and so on.
But it isn't often that the big fish is a shark — in this case, a dogfish — that then gets swallowed whole by a much larger sand tiger shark (
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
Classy Bride Of The Day
Posted on 08:59 by Unknown
Alllllrighty then.
From Beth Steiner and The Soup.
We can't tell what's worse: the fact that the bride chose to play Buckcherry's "Crazy B*tch" as she walked down the aisle, or that she chose to use a karaoke version of it (which we're guessing she sang over).
Our favorite part is the reaction from the dad in the foreground who looks on helplessly as the bride destroys his son's
From Beth Steiner and The Soup.
We can't tell what's worse: the fact that the bride chose to play Buckcherry's "Crazy B*tch" as she walked down the aisle, or that she chose to use a karaoke version of it (which we're guessing she sang over).
Our favorite part is the reaction from the dad in the foreground who looks on helplessly as the bride destroys his son's
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
News: Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger
Posted on 10:30 by Unknown
Nope, not The Onion. News Channel 9, an ABC affiliate in Syracuse, NY. Slow news day, eh 9?
Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Huge
Oprah Winfrey is careful not to smother her young nieces whenever they pay her a visit because she hated hugs from her big-breasted grandmother when she was a child.
The TV titan and actress insists her boobs are getting bigger as she gets older -- and she's convinced
Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Huge
Oprah Winfrey is careful not to smother her young nieces whenever they pay her a visit because she hated hugs from her big-breasted grandmother when she was a child.
The TV titan and actress insists her boobs are getting bigger as she gets older -- and she's convinced
Friday, 16 August 2013
News: NZ Woman Drives 185 Miles In Her Sleep
Posted on 10:16 by Unknown
Must be nice. I can't even sleep on an airplane. If you or I had tried to drive 185 miles in our sleep, the story would have ended differently.
From Yahoo News.
New Zealand woman drives, texts while sleeping
Texting while driving can be deadly. Adding to the danger: texting and driving while asleep at the wheel.
A woman in New Zealand managed to drive — and even send her friends text messages
From Yahoo News.
New Zealand woman drives, texts while sleeping
Texting while driving can be deadly. Adding to the danger: texting and driving while asleep at the wheel.
A woman in New Zealand managed to drive — and even send her friends text messages
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
News: College Spends 107K To Make Logo Look Less Like A Giant Dong
Posted on 09:08 by Unknown
From the New York Post.
Brooklyn College spends $107,000 on design firm to ax supposedly phallic logo
by ISABEL VINCENT and MELISSA KLEIN
Aug. 11, 2013
She gave it the shaft.
One of Karen Gould’s first acts as president of Brooklyn College was to thrust $107,000 into creating a new school logo — because the old clock-tower silhouette was supposedly too phallic looking, insiders said.
Brooklyn College spends $107,000 on design firm to ax supposedly phallic logo
by ISABEL VINCENT and MELISSA KLEIN
Aug. 11, 2013
She gave it the shaft.
One of Karen Gould’s first acts as president of Brooklyn College was to thrust $107,000 into creating a new school logo — because the old clock-tower silhouette was supposedly too phallic looking, insiders said.
Face Swaps Of The Day
Posted on 07:39 by Unknown
From Daisy. Fun with crazy celebrity faces.
Tom Cruise with Celine Dion's eyes
Celine with Tom's mouth
I swapped mouths on Lindsay and Celine.
What if Gary and Britney switched eyes?
And Gary and Oprah exchanged mouths?
Miley's tongue was a perfect fit for Gary's mouth, and I gave her his eyes. (Gary has enough crazy to go around.)
If you thought Charlie
Tom Cruise with Celine Dion's eyes
Celine with Tom's mouth
I swapped mouths on Lindsay and Celine.
What if Gary and Britney switched eyes?
And Gary and Oprah exchanged mouths?
Miley's tongue was a perfect fit for Gary's mouth, and I gave her his eyes. (Gary has enough crazy to go around.)
If you thought Charlie
Thursday, 8 August 2013
Incredibly Bad Yet Strangely Amusing Rap Of The Day
Posted on 07:25 by Unknown
DirecTV does viral right.
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Drunken Idiot and His Excellent 911 Call of The Day
Posted on 11:34 by Unknown
Why not "beer AND bus ticket"? Stop thinking small, Bansley.
From Clevescene and Elliott Mason.
This is the story of a man with a taste for terrible beer and a penchant for shortsightedness.
John Bansley bought a six-pack of Milwaukee's Best at an Avon Lake convenience store Monday morning and cracked one open outside the shop. He hadn't finished the first Beast by the time cops showed up,
From Clevescene and Elliott Mason.
This is the story of a man with a taste for terrible beer and a penchant for shortsightedness.
John Bansley bought a six-pack of Milwaukee's Best at an Avon Lake convenience store Monday morning and cracked one open outside the shop. He hadn't finished the first Beast by the time cops showed up,
Monday, 5 August 2013
News: Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl
Posted on 10:13 by Unknown
Rednecks: not just in the South. Link from Jill Fox.
Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl
TOWN OF BROOKFIELD, Wis. - A physical fight between a father and his adult daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Town of Brookfield ends with both under arrest.
The two were attending a child's birthday party at the restaurant this past weekend when they
Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl
TOWN OF BROOKFIELD, Wis. - A physical fight between a father and his adult daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Town of Brookfield ends with both under arrest.
The two were attending a child's birthday party at the restaurant this past weekend when they
Thursday, 1 August 2013
Tom Hanks Is A Lot Of Different Animals Of The Day
Posted on 09:26 by Unknown
From this Tumblr blog, where you can find many more of these.
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
News: Man Stops Karaoke With Shovel
Posted on 09:32 by Unknown
From News.com.au.
Queensland man stops karaoke with shovel
July 30, 2013
The Village People famously sang the line, "Nobody can stop the music".
Well, apparently all it takes is a party pooper with a shovel.
Police are looking for a man who was so fed up with the musical talents of guests at a karaoke party in Tully in far north Queensland on Friday night he took matters into his own
Queensland man stops karaoke with shovel
July 30, 2013
The Village People famously sang the line, "Nobody can stop the music".
Well, apparently all it takes is a party pooper with a shovel.
Police are looking for a man who was so fed up with the musical talents of guests at a karaoke party in Tully in far north Queensland on Friday night he took matters into his own
Monday, 29 July 2013
Funked-Up Animal Of The Day: Zonkey
Posted on 11:45 by Unknown
I saw one of these in Tijuana. Except it was just a donkey painted to look like a zebra, which is probably what this is. If not, the poor guy is destined to a life of doing everything half-assed.
From News.com.au.
Zonkey: cutest hybrid ever
A donkey and a zebra have come together to prove Mother Nature doesn't discriminate when it comes to love.
This little guy is the offspring of an
From News.com.au.
Zonkey: cutest hybrid ever
A donkey and a zebra have come together to prove Mother Nature doesn't discriminate when it comes to love.
This little guy is the offspring of an
Wednesday, 17 July 2013
News: Man Killed In Bed By Falling Cow
Posted on 12:01 by Unknown
Third World problems.
From AOL News. Wait--AOL is still around?
Link from Chris Carey.
Man killed by cow falling in his bed in Brazil
A Brazilian man was killed in his bed when a one-tonne cow fell through the roof of his house.
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was lying in his bed with his wife at his home in Caratinga, south-eastern Brazil, when the animal was grazing on a hill behind the house
From AOL News. Wait--AOL is still around?
Link from Chris Carey.
Man killed by cow falling in his bed in Brazil
A Brazilian man was killed in his bed when a one-tonne cow fell through the roof of his house.
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was lying in his bed with his wife at his home in Caratinga, south-eastern Brazil, when the animal was grazing on a hill behind the house
Punk-Ass Goat Of The Day
Posted on 11:30 by Unknown
I would knock the shit out of that goat. Then eat it. I kept waiting for someone to come out with a shotgun. Charge THIS, motherfucker! KABLAMM!
Monday, 15 July 2013
News: Man Arrested For Having Sex with a Rubber Pool Raft. Again.
Posted on 08:00 by Unknown
From Elliot and Clevescene.
Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Rubber Pool Raft. Again.
July 11, 2013--An Ohio man was arrested for public indecency after he was caught engaging in sexual relations with a pool raft.
Apparently this is his fifth arrest for similar offenses.
In this most recent incident, Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of Hamilton allegedly stepped outside of his Harmon Ave.
Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Rubber Pool Raft. Again.
July 11, 2013--An Ohio man was arrested for public indecency after he was caught engaging in sexual relations with a pool raft.
Apparently this is his fifth arrest for similar offenses.
In this most recent incident, Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of Hamilton allegedly stepped outside of his Harmon Ave.
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