From McSweeney's.
Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”
By Chris Clancy
“She floats like a dirigible”
“Her voice is oddly guttural”
“That pothole’s unavoidable”
“Old Play-Doh is less malleable”
“Black licorice is terrible”
“Her hair’s as blonde as Martin Mull’s”
“I think I’ll try a Lunchables”
“That Hägar’s not so horrible”
“Red wine will stain
Thursday, 9 May 2013
Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible”
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