Craigslist Ad Of The Day: '86 Winnebago

Link from Eli Short.


86 Lesharo Winnebago - $500 (St Pete) 

I am currently selling an 86' Lesharo Winnebago...MY BREAKING BAD Lesharo Winnebago!!!! (not from the tv show, breaking bad, as you can tell) After a few run ins with some ruffians and it needs some work. Time has taken its toll on this bad boy.

It gets as many miles to the gallon as you want as long as it's in neutral and rolling

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Sixty Years On The Q Train

CL > new york > brooklyn > missed connections

Posted: 2013-08-06


Missed Connection - m4w



I saw you on the Manhattan-bound Brooklyn Q train.

I was wearing a blue-striped t-shirt and a pair of maroon pants. You were wearing a vintage red skirt and a smart white blouse. We both wore glasses. I guess we still do.

You got on at DeKalb and sat across from me and we made eye contact,

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Sick-Ass '88 Mazda B2200

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Sick-Ass '88 Mazda B2200 

Dropped '88 Mazda B2200, guaranteed to melt some faces. 

In need of the prow to seduce the lady of your dreams? Wanna stick it to the man from a few inches off the ground? If the latter's the case (and it most likely is) then this kickin' chicken car is for you. 


I bought this car in 2009 and immediately grew a mustache upon

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Coffee Table of the Gods

From Dorfmunder.

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Death Ray Parts

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Free Death Ray parts 

Do you have a science degree? Do you think the world would be better if you could just be in charge? Do you want to show those fools at the academy?

I am listing a small selection of Death Ray parts as a service to the junior members of the mad science community. This includes a high voltage power supply, suitable for gauss cannon, tesla

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Menopausal Woman With Car For Sale

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Menopausal woman with nasty temper has '85 Grand Prix for sale


Let's answer some questions before I describe the car, as there seems to be a bit of confusion:

1. NO, it is not a "condo-car" that's been garaged all its natural life. It's a $600 car.

2. YES, the odometer reads 24k miles, but I am VERY certain it has rolled over and it's actually 124k

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Hot Tub Party

(An LOTD classic. And very nasty, so don't read it if you have a nervous stomach.)

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hot tub group release (berkeley)
 
Date: 2005-12-08, 10:51PM PST

Let's keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid. I am having a group release party on December 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Prosthetic Leg On The Bus

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Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m

I found a prosthetic leg wearing a Lucchese brand cowboy boot on the bus this morning. I'm not sure what brand the leg is, but it's only the shin and foot portion and it's not mechanical looking.

Rather, it looks semi-real--almost like it could be from a giant plastic doll or something. Here's a

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

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Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)

Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.

Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.

Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)

Details: ducks will be

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Craigslist Ad of The Day: 1 Bdrm Apartment

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1 bdrm apartment

Perfect for college student!

Quiet building, close to parks and public transportation

Private secure entrance
Exposed brick
Fireplace
Spacious furnished bedroom
Overhead lighting
Stainless steel appliances
Plenty of closet space

Month to month
No pets
Non-smoker preferred

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Weave

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Free Weave (purple comb included)

This alluring weave can be found hanging on a bush on SE Francis Street and SE 36th Ave.

Not really sure how it could have gotten here but some of our guesses are that the previous owner:

1. Wanted to go back to her natural hair length

2. Was drunk and got a little too rough with her comb

3. Got into a fight and lost

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: You Farted In The Dairy Section

Thanks for the link, Jody Love.




CL > madison > all personals > missed connections
Posted: 2013-01-26, 1:51PM CST


You farted in the dairy section - m4w



I needed some milk. You were there. And you were cute.

I noticed you as I neared the shelves. How could I not? Petite, pretty, poised... other good things that start with p... there was a lot to like. You saw me approaching and

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: R. Kelly

 

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Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator


Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST


I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if it's a part of the song "trapped in the closet."

Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Farted On Every One Of My 37 Employees

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I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.




Date: 2013-01-02, 10:27PM EST


So, I just need to tell the world because I am so happy that I have finally accomplished something that has been 3 months in the making.  I farted on every single one of my 37 employees.

The initial fart began on January 21st, 2008 while I was

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Children's Guillotine

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Children's guillotine
 
Date: 2009-10-13, 6:55PM CDT
Looking to get rid of this children's size guillotine, only used once.

Has been cleaned and recently oiled, sure to make any child happy!

Christmas is coming up soon so don't miss this one!!

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Artist Needed

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Artist needed. Must love owls.



Date: 2012-09-03, 6:08PM HST

Imagine yourself driving through taro fields with King Kamehameha watching after you. He turns to you and requests this in Hawaiian.
We need an artist to depict the following: an owl skeleton with a parrot on its shoulder. The parrot is not a skeleton and is very colorful. The

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