White Trash Delicacies I Ate As A Child

When there was no foie gras, we ate barbecue. From a can.
How was it, you might ask? It's BBQ in a can--how do you think it was? Nasty as hell. It also had little bits of bone and hoof in it. We found a thumbtack in one can.

My white trash childhood menu started with two staples:

White (honky) bread
Ground beef by the metric fuckton. It took three of us to carry the massive meatlog to the car.