Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering.


I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or ever.



Dramatization? No way.



The way he says "Don't urinate on my leg and tell me it's raining" makes me want to urinate on his leg and tell him I'm urinating on his leg.



BMT? Should be BLT.





I'll pay you to stop singing.



Hmm, seems a little bitter.