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Tuesday, 13 August 2013

News: Mom Spends Vacation Doing Usual Household Duties Closer To Ocean

Posted on 05:20 by Unknown
So true. From The Onion.


Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean

Aug. 9, 2013

NAGS HEAD, NC—Continuously doing laundry, cooking, or vacuuming in her family’s rented beach cottage this week, area mom Catherine Yardley has spent a much-needed vacation performing all her usual household chores while in closer proximity to the ocean, sources
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