12 Weird Things You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon (NSFW-ish)

From Madconomist.com. Click any pic to find out more.



1. The Celebrity Black Book: Over 55,000 Accurate Celebrity Addresses


2. Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing


3. Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist 2 Oz


4. SILK Micro G-String Thong Rings Panty


5. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank


6. Stink Bombs - Box of 36 Glass Vials


7. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee


8.

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Epic Ways To Open A Beer (Of The Day)

I kept waiting for someone with a hook. From First We Feast.





























More here.

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News: Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl

In her defense, the other woman did say she wanted to try on the shoes. Who has a baby shower at 3 a.m.?

From The Smoking Gun.


Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Six-Inch Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl

August 19, 2013

Meet Julia Bol.

Wielding a stiletto with a six-inch heel, the 28-year-old Nebraskan allegedly used the shoe to stab a woman in the face,

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Helpful Chart Of The Day: Gang Signs

Ahhh, okay, now I get it.

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Vid Of The Day: Micro Mayhem

This kicks ass. Duel meets The Road Warrior meets Mario Kart -- all in claymation.

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News: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller

From The Onion.


Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller 

Aug. 22, 2013

PRINCETON, NJ—According to a groundbreaking new study published Thursday in The Journal Of Natural And Applied Sciences, people who are far away from you are actually not, as once thought, physically smaller than you.

The five-year study, conducted by researchers at Princeton University, has shattered

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Celebrity Star Wars Photoshops Of The Day

From a series of amusing contests on Worth1000.com.


Mr. Y


Darth Simpson


Foreman R2-D2 grill


Gen. Goofous


Queen Frodo


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Darth Shrek


Moby-Wan Kenobi


Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back


Rodney the Hutt


The Millennium Lee


Queen Spacey


Emperor Putintine


Rihannaayla


Queen Leia


I Am Darth Maul


Danny DeYoda

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Vid Of The Day: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your D**k (NSFW)

Totally NSFW. From The Onion.

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Red, White, And Booze: A Map Of America's Top Brands By State (Of The Day)

From Thrillist:

"Steve Lovelace, you have inspired us, sir. To drink!

Last month, the Dallas-based writer, photographer, and artist put together the wildly buzzy Corporate States of America map, with the logo of each of state's most notable company shoehorned in between its boundaries. We noticed that only two were alcohol outfits, which drove us to create another map plotting the biggest/

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News: Store Clerk Injured While Trying To Stop Theft Of Hasselhoff Signs

Being a Hoff fan is a real drag, man. From ABC News. Link from the amazing Jenn Howard.



Give that man a signed photo of me. He's my brah.


Conn. Clerk Injured in David Hasselhoff Sign Theft Shelton, CT
August 20, 2013 (AP) Connecticut police say a convenience store clerk has been critically injured trying to stop the theft of two signs featuring images of actor David Hasselhoff.

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Lip Sync Of The Day: I Put A Spell On You

Another win by Jimmy "Under Pressure" Slonina.

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Sourpusses Of The Day

The epiphany that is baby's first lemon. The professional shots are from April Maciborka.

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Weekend Links Of The Day

A cornucopia of awesome for your weekend.


Cheap American beers ranked (Deadspin). Dead last, deservedly: Keystone.

Very cool: sneaky hiding places (Make)

The most important full-frontal nude scenes in movies (Complex). Important genitalia and pubes? Okay.

Beautiful abandoned places (Buzzfeed). The first pic is breathtaking.

If you watch this, watch it in HD 1080. (YouTube)

Cats stuck in

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Unhappy Dads At Tween Girl Concerts

Bieber, One Direction, Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift. Yeah, I've been there. Thanks, RachRiot.




Sweet Jesus take me now.




Phone? Check. Earplugs? Check. Flamethrower? Shit!Forgot the flamethrower.




How To Kill Yourself, chapter one...




(Caption unnecessary)




A faceful of ass all night long.




Just realized he can still hear the horrible music out here.

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The Dark Side Of 11 Classic Board Games (Of The Day)

Great games, questionable themes. From The Huffington Post.MONOPOLY

This board game pits family members against one another, teaching children several important economic lessons: how to stifle competition, squeeze rent from squatters that stop by their properties and exert maximum profits at all costs. Before you know it, you'll have a mini-mogul on your hands. Besides, what 8-year-old shouldn't

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Photo Of The Day: Shark Swallowed Whole By Bigger Shark

Reminds me of Russian nesting dolls. From NBC News.


Shark is swallowed whole -- by an even bigger shark

Aug. 19, 2013

Everyone knows the story: The little fish gets eaten by a big fish, and the big fish gets eaten by an even bigger fish and so on.

But it isn't often that the big fish is a shark — in this case, a dogfish — that then gets swallowed whole by a much larger sand tiger shark (

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9 Of The World's Creepiest Mansions (Of The Day)

Don Knotts spent the night in at least three of these. Would you?

From io9.

Pidhirtsi Castle, Pidhirtsi, Ukraine
This 17th century castle was once richly furnished, but during World War I, Russian soldiers destroyed the lavish interior. After WWII, the Soviets reopened it as a Tubercolosis sanitarium, but in 1956 the old castle caught fire and burned for three weeks, destroying the last of its

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Classy Bride Of The Day

Alllllrighty then.

From Beth Steiner and The Soup.


We can't tell what's worse: the fact that the bride chose to play Buckcherry's "Crazy B*tch" as she walked down the aisle, or that she chose to use a karaoke version of it (which we're guessing she sang over).

Our favorite part is the reaction from the dad in the foreground who looks on helplessly as the bride destroys his son's

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Thrift Store Paintings Made Better With Monsters (Of The Day)

And why not? You bought six paintings for 84 cents.

Semi-original artwork by Chris McMahon and Thyrza Segal at Twisted Sifter. Link from Josh Lewis.


See more here.

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Animals Being Dicks (Of The Day), Vol. 2

From Animals Being Dicks.





Dog: HEY! Knock it off, you two!

















Animals being hungry









Your screenplay sucks. Stop writing.









And the Oscar goes to...





Eat this. I just made it fresh for ya.





Ouch



Volume 1 here.

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News: Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

Nope, not The Onion. News Channel 9, an ABC affiliate in Syracuse, NY. Slow news day, eh 9?


Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Huge

Oprah Winfrey is careful not to smother her young nieces whenever they pay her a visit because she hated hugs from her big-breasted grandmother when she was a child.

The TV titan and actress insists her boobs are getting bigger as she gets older -- and she's convinced

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Fast Food Ads Vs. Reality Pics Of The Day

From Seth D. and Sheila, courtesy of The West Virgina Surf Report (wtf?).




BK Enormous Omelet Sandwich




McDonald's Sausage Breakfast Burrito




KFC Famous Bowl




Wendy's Chicken Club




Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande




Subway Turkey & Ham sub




McDonald's Filet-O-Fish




BK Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissant



Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad



Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar




Big Mac

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5 Things That Food Network's Sandra Lee Is Ruining For Me

By me I don't mean me, Cary, but the author of this list, long-time FOLOTD Noreen Hobson. From Antenna Free TV.


By Noreen Hobson

I happened to catch Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee on the Food Network the other day. Apparently, the episode was titled “Easy Elegance.” Full disclosure: I never watch this show. I think it occasionally comes on after a good cooking show. Maybe it came on

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Posters Of The Day: Super Mario As WWII Propaganda Art

From Design Taxi: "A graphic artist and web designer from Los Angeles, Fernando Reza has created a selection of Super Mario posters, done in the style of World War II propaganda. Reza has changed the slogans slightly to fit the in-game universe of Super Mario, while staying true to the aesthetics and composition of these vintage posters"

I like.

















More here.

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News: Drunk Arrestee Tries To Pee Out Police Car Window, Fails

If you try this, urine trouble.

From The Smoking Gun.


Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly

Meet Devin Langford.

While handcuffed in the back of a patrol car following a drunk driving arrest, the 23-year-old Floridian attempted to urinate out the window of the moving car, an audacious effort that failed miserably when

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Peanuts Comics With Smiths Lyrics As Captions (Of The Day)

From the Tumblr blog.












More here.

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: '86 Winnebago

Link from Eli Short.


86 Lesharo Winnebago - $500 (St Pete) 

I am currently selling an 86' Lesharo Winnebago...MY BREAKING BAD Lesharo Winnebago!!!! (not from the tv show, breaking bad, as you can tell) After a few run ins with some ruffians and it needs some work. Time has taken its toll on this bad boy.

It gets as many miles to the gallon as you want as long as it's in neutral and rolling

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News: NZ Woman Drives 185 Miles In Her Sleep

Must be nice. I can't even sleep on an airplane. If you or I had tried to drive 185 miles in our sleep, the story would have ended differently.

From Yahoo News.
New Zealand woman drives, texts while sleeping

Texting while driving can be deadly. Adding to the danger: texting and driving while asleep at the wheel.

A woman in New Zealand managed to drive — and even send her friends text messages

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LOTD Classic: Photoshop Fails Of The Day

Some are obvious, some you'll have to look for. Most are from Photoshop Disasters.



Can we borrow your head for a sec?



Hey, removing limbs doesn't count!


He's melting!



Give her a (giant) hand. She just bowled another perfect game.



If that horse doesn't win, shoot it.



Tattoine's best cocktail bar


Milk was a bad choice.


Artelac -- for fast, effective appendage regeneration


But

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Forgotten 70s Song Of The Day

Forgotten for a reason. Christ. Is that Michael Jeter's brother?

"You can take it seriously or take it somewhere else." Somewhere else. Bye.

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About The New Look

It's somewhat unintentional.

I mean, I've wanted to change it for a long time, and I was tired of light type on a dark background, but then I sort of accidentally changed the template without saving the old one. Oops. So now we have this. Enjoy.

Change is good. Even when it is accidental.



WHAT THE--

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Animals You Didn't Know Existed (Of The Day)

From imgur.
RACCOON DOG
Looks like a dog shagged a raccoon, but if you know anything about 'coons, you know that's not bloody likely.
CYPHONIA CLAVATA
If bugs had costume parties, this guy would win. That ant-like thing on its head is an appendage that hides the bug’s actual body from predators. AMAZON ROYAL FLYCATCHER
Loves karaoke in drag. GERENUK
Gerenuk is Swahili for "stop stealing my

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He Did It His Way: A Walter White Mashup

Nice job, whoever did this.

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Top Risqué 80s Movie Scenes Of The Day (NSFW)

From Maxim.com.

PORKY'S (1982)



Like Nerds, Porky's celebrates not those guys who actually get laid, but those guys who do things like peek through (or in some cases, insert things into) holes in the girls' shower wall. Any wonder we tend to relate to these guys more?

FRATERNITY VACATION (1985)



College guys pledge fraternities for one reason: The hope that their eventual trip to Daytona or

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News: Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

From The Onion.


Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

Jul 10, 2013

HUMBOLDT, TN—Citing recent tales such as “Hank the Homework-Before-Dessert Dog,” “Elmer the Don’t-Talk-Back Parrot,” and “Hard Work Is Its Own Reward,” 8-year-old Travis Ferland told reporters Wednesday the theme of obedient children had begun to recur in his father’s bedtime stories.

“In

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Minor TV Characters Who Stole The Show (Of The Day)

When afterthoughts become a show's raison d'être. The Fonz is the classic example of this.

From Mental Floss.


ALEX P. KEATON - FAMILY TIES


At the urging of a casting director, show creator Gary David Goldberg gave a young Canadian actor named Michael J. Fox a second screen test, and reluctantly hired him. Much to everyone’s surprise, Michael J. Fox had an on-screen charisma that quickly

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News: College Spends 107K To Make Logo Look Less Like A Giant Dong

From the New York Post.


Brooklyn College spends $107,000 on design firm to ax supposedly phallic logo

by ISABEL VINCENT and MELISSA KLEIN
Aug. 11, 2013

She gave it the shaft.

One of Karen Gould’s first acts as president of Brooklyn College was to thrust $107,000 into creating a new school logo — because the old clock-tower silhouette was supposedly too phallic looking, insiders said.

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Face Swaps Of The Day

From Daisy. Fun with crazy celebrity faces.

 
Tom Cruise with Celine Dion's eyes


 

Celine with Tom's mouth



I swapped mouths on Lindsay and Celine.





What if Gary and Britney switched eyes?





And Gary and Oprah exchanged mouths?





Miley's tongue was a perfect fit for Gary's mouth, and I gave her his eyes. (Gary has enough crazy to go around.)




 

If you thought Charlie

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Cameron's House from Ferris Bueller Is For Sale

Own a piece of movie history for the low, low price of only $1.5 mil. Chump change! Ferrari not included, sorry. 

Here's the real estate listing. The house is fugly if you ask me, but nobody asked me.

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Book Titles With One Letter Missing Of The Day

So apparently this is a thing now. Cool. Most are from the web; a couple are my own.

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News: Mom Spends Vacation Doing Usual Household Duties Closer To Ocean

So true. From The Onion.


Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean

Aug. 9, 2013

NAGS HEAD, NC—Continuously doing laundry, cooking, or vacuuming in her family’s rented beach cottage this week, area mom Catherine Yardley has spent a much-needed vacation performing all her usual household chores while in closer proximity to the ocean, sources

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Amusing Facebook Photo Captions Of The Day

These are good but I've seen this good or better from our many friends on the LOTD Facebook page.

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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Sixty Years On The Q Train

CL > new york > brooklyn > missed connections

Posted: 2013-08-06


Missed Connection - m4w



I saw you on the Manhattan-bound Brooklyn Q train.

I was wearing a blue-striped t-shirt and a pair of maroon pants. You were wearing a vintage red skirt and a smart white blouse. We both wore glasses. I guess we still do.

You got on at DeKalb and sat across from me and we made eye contact,

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Movies Made Better With Sharks (Of The Day)

From the Tumblr blog.
































More here.

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Weekend Links Of The Day

8 movie roles Johnny Depp almost played. (Screen Crush)

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. (What The Prom?)

Excellent names. (Facebook)

Classic Coupes: 7 Sleek Rides of the 1920s and 30s. (Popular Mechanics)

The challenge to use a penis-shaped cake pan to make something other than penis-shape cakes. (The Poke)

The costliest typos ever. (Mental Floss)

Two words:

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American Cities With The Most And Least Attractive People (Of The Day)

Based on a 2012 readers' (opinion!) poll by Travel + Leisure magazine. Cities ranked from most attractive to least.

Miami
San Diego
Charleston
Los Angeles
Nashville
Austin
Savannah
Honolulu
Minneapolis/St Paul
San Francisco
Santa Fe
Providence
Denver
New York City
Chicago
Kansas City
San Antonio
New Orleans
Boston
Dallas
Seattle
Las Vegas
Houston
Phoenix
Memphis
Portland, ME
Atlanta
Salt

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Versatile Vehicle Of The Day: WaterCar Panther

Link from DRSJF. Don't miss the accidental bare-boob shot at 0:55.

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Rappers & Cereal Of The Day

From the Tumblr blog.




























More here.

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Incredibly Bad Yet Strangely Amusing Rap Of The Day

DirecTV does viral right.

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Fallen Princesses Of The Day

From photographer Dina Goldstein. Link from Kate and Jillian.














See them all here.

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News: Mom Busted For Biting Teen Daughter's Breast During Altercation

Don't fuck with Grandma.

From The Smoking Gun.


Mom Busted For Biting Teen Daughter's Breast During Bloody Domestic Battle

August 5, 2013

A Florida woman is facing a felony rap after she allegedly bit her 16-year-old daughter’s breast during a dispute in the family’s Vero Beach home, cops report.

According to investigators, Joy Young, 38, was quarreling with her offspring, Diamond

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The Stories Behind Monopoly Game Pieces (Of The Day)

From Cool Material.

"You’ve probably played more than a few games with the little racecar or thimble but never stopped to think, 'Why the hell am I a thimble?'”














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Drunken Idiot and His Excellent 911 Call of The Day

Why not "beer AND bus ticket"? Stop thinking small, Bansley.

From Clevescene and Elliott Mason.


This is the story of a man with a taste for terrible beer and a penchant for shortsightedness.

John Bansley bought a six-pack of Milwaukee's Best at an Avon Lake convenience store Monday morning and cracked one open outside the shop. He hadn't finished the first Beast by the time cops showed up,

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Famous Shoes Of The Day

From photographer Federico Mauro.

















































More here.

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Embarrassing Human Billboards Of The Day

Surely there are easier ways to make $7.50 an hour.




He could fart in there and they would just think it was
the kebab flavor they were smelling.


Hopefully they make wax sheets, too.


"Eat me!"




Lame lame


With liberty and biscuits for all.


What happens when he has to pee?


Yeah, you look just like Fred. Especially the jeans and the hat.









They win.




These I

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News: Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl

Rednecks: not just in the South.  Link from Jill Fox.


Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl

TOWN OF BROOKFIELD, Wis. - A physical fight between a father and his adult daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Town of Brookfield ends with both under arrest.

The two were attending a child's birthday party at the restaurant this past weekend when they

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Cool Toy I Want Of The Day

How completely badass is this? The Adult Big Wheel features:

* Heavy Duty Steel Frame and Fork supports over 275 lbs
* Molded 14 inch Plastic Rear Wheels for power slides
* 26 inch Front Wheel and Custom Freewheel Hub for high speed coasting
* Super Wide Rubber Front Tire for superior traction
* Fully Adjustable padded seat accommodates 5'2" to 6'6"

I don't know about you, but when I was

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LOTD Classic Of The Day: The Tourist Of Death

It all started with a photo.
This chilling picture turned up in the days following 9/11, and reportedly came from a camera found in the rubble of the World Trade Center. Was it really possible that someone managed to photograph one of the hijacked planes mere milliseconds before impact? And if so, what became of the unknown man in the photo, and the person(s) who took it?

The photo turned out

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July "Found Porn" Roundup

Many thanks to Terry, Sheila, Cyndi, Frannie, David, Daisy, and Rachael for another fine collection.

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Celebs Who Have Been In Bar Fights (Of The Day)

From The Frisky.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.

PAZ DE LA HUERTA

Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors

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Hungry Canny Bear Of The Day

Not sure what you want for takeout? Take it all.

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Tom Hanks Is A Lot Of Different Animals Of The Day

From this Tumblr blog, where you can find many more of these.

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