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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed

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1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed

Jan. 28, 2013

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Clad in his pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and floppy nightcap, mustachioed 1930s comedian Max Ruckle announced Sunday night that he had finally gotten the best of his new house’s stubborn Murphy bed. 

“That oughta do the trick,” Ruckle said after a prolonged 45-minute struggle with the
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