I just spent half an hour laughing so hard that I hurt myself. From Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun.
Thursday, 28 February 2013
News: Mexican Police Seize Homemade Marijuana Cannon
Posted on 13:08 by Unknown
Gives a whole new meaning to "firing one up." Made from a plastic pipe "and a crude metal tank that used compressed air from the engine of an old car"? That sounds safe.
From The Guardian.
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could hurl 13-kilo packets over fence into California
Feb. 27, 2013
Police in the border city
From The Guardian.
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could hurl 13-kilo packets over fence into California
Feb. 27, 2013
Police in the border city
Inexplicable Stock Photos Of The Day
Posted on 10:12 by Unknown
Photo not related. To anything.
More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.
More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
WTF "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day
Posted on 11:02 by Unknown
Long-haired freaky people need not apply.
Fearful drunks apply within.
You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.
Sounds like a fun place to work.
Come back next month.
Never work for frustrated comedians. You'll regret it.
What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.
Must speak Engrish.
Sorry, Madonna.
We need people to pack up all our shit.
Now hiring
Fearful drunks apply within.
You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.
Sounds like a fun place to work.
Come back next month.
Never work for frustrated comedians. You'll regret it.
What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.
Must speak Engrish.
Sorry, Madonna.
We need people to pack up all our shit.
Now hiring
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Weave
Posted on 15:28 by Unknown
best of craigslist > portland >
Free Weave (purple comb included)
This alluring weave can be found hanging on a bush on SE Francis Street and SE 36th Ave.
Not really sure how it could have gotten here but some of our guesses are that the previous owner:
1. Wanted to go back to her natural hair length
2. Was drunk and got a little too rough with her comb
3. Got into a fight and lost
Job Query Of The Day: I Would Like To Be Pope
Posted on 12:51 by Unknown
From McSweeney's.
I Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved
Dear sir or madam,
I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recently received my Bachelor of Arts, or “artium baccalaureus,” from Dartmouth College, with a major concentration in Theatre Studies and a minor concentration in Computer Science. While I have been focusing on the technology and financial sectors, I have
I Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved
Dear sir or madam,
I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recently received my Bachelor of Arts, or “artium baccalaureus,” from Dartmouth College, with a major concentration in Theatre Studies and a minor concentration in Computer Science. While I have been focusing on the technology and financial sectors, I have
Vintage STD Propaganda Posters Of The Day
Posted on 09:56 by Unknown
Funny stuff from Hannah and Acid Cow. Interesting (i.e. lame) how women are portrayed as deadly temptresses and ghouls, and the poor soldiers are hapless victims. This wasn't that long ago, either.
Hmm. Define "procurable."
See? They had cock blockers even in the 1940s.
She may look like Katy Perry -- but...
More here.
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Hmm. Define "procurable."
See? They had cock blockers even in the 1940s.
She may look like Katy Perry -- but...
More here.
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Dipsh*ts Of The Day: Thieves Steal Hooter's Jukebox Instead Of ATM
Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
From MailOnline.
Men caught on CCTV driving truck into Hooters to steal ATM but mistakenly take jukebox instead
Jukeboxes are an increasing rare sight these day which might explain why two men in San Diego, California broke into a Hooters bar to steal one.
Police believe the two young men – described as in the late teens or 20s – mistakenly took the jukebox thinking it was a much more
Men caught on CCTV driving truck into Hooters to steal ATM but mistakenly take jukebox instead
Jukeboxes are an increasing rare sight these day which might explain why two men in San Diego, California broke into a Hooters bar to steal one.
Police believe the two young men – described as in the late teens or 20s – mistakenly took the jukebox thinking it was a much more
Monday, 25 February 2013
6 Actors Who Have Won Both Oscars And Razzies
Posted on 14:00 by Unknown
As long as we're on the subject of Razzies, here's a nifty little piece from Mental Floss.
"The day before the Academy Awards are given out, there’s another awards ceremony to hand out a not-so-prestigious statue: the Golden Raspberry, given out to the worst stuff Hollywood has thrown our way in the previous year. Occasionally, the Razzie and Oscar worlds collide when some of the best
"The day before the Academy Awards are given out, there’s another awards ceremony to hand out a not-so-prestigious statue: the Golden Raspberry, given out to the worst stuff Hollywood has thrown our way in the previous year. Occasionally, the Razzie and Oscar worlds collide when some of the best
Razzie Award Winners Of The Day
Posted on 12:35 by Unknown
The Oscars weren't the only awards given out yesterday. In its annual counterpoint to the Academy Awards, The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation announced its 33rd annual choices for the worst films and performances of last year:
WORST PICTURE: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
WORST ACTOR: Adam Sandler (That's My Boy!)
WORST ACTRESS: Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Breaking
News: Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Display For 35th Anniversary Edition
Posted on 11:03 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Display For 35th Anniversary Edition
ENID, OK—Longtime Fleetwood Mac fan Michael Gastin reportedly felt like a complete moron this week after walking by a retail display for the 35th anniversary remastered CD box set of the band’s celebrated 1977 album Rumours, released
Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Display For 35th Anniversary Edition
ENID, OK—Longtime Fleetwood Mac fan Michael Gastin reportedly felt like a complete moron this week after walking by a retail display for the 35th anniversary remastered CD box set of the band’s celebrated 1977 album Rumours, released
Leaf-Blower Faces Of The Day
Posted on 09:02 by Unknown
The stuff of nightmares. From Tadaocern via TheFW.
More here.
More here.
Friday, 22 February 2013
News: Domestic Tiff Caused By Man's Ball-Scratching
Posted on 14:52 by Unknown
What? They're not gonna scratch themselves!
From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Scratching
FEBRUARY 19--Ronald Howard was sitting on the couch “scratching his testicles” yesterday when his girlfriend told him to cease the itching “because it was rude and disgusting and she was about to eat dinner,” police report.
Howard, 30, reportedly rose from the furniture
From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Scratching
FEBRUARY 19--Ronald Howard was sitting on the couch “scratching his testicles” yesterday when his girlfriend told him to cease the itching “because it was rude and disgusting and she was about to eat dinner,” police report.
Howard, 30, reportedly rose from the furniture
Reimagined Pin-Up Girls Of The Day
Posted on 12:55 by Unknown
From Flavorwire: "When artist David Jablow came across Do It Yourself Doodler, a vintage ’60s notepad filled with pages upon pages of the same suggestively drawn pin-up girl (sans breasts, mouth, or nether regions like some kind of pornographic vintage Mad Lib), he decided to ignore its obviously dirty intentions and turn it into a work of art. Or rather, several works of art — in Jablow’s
Thursday, 21 February 2013
The Best Laugh Ever (Of The Day)
Posted on 20:04 by Unknown
Try watching this without laughing yourself. I couldn't.
Thanks for the link, Daisy.
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Thanks for the link, Daisy.
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20 Love Songs We Never Want To Hear Again
Posted on 15:01 by Unknown
"We" being Rolling Stone, though I agree with all their choices.
CHRIS DE BURGH, "LADY IN RED"
It's kind of fitting that this song was a hit in 1986, the height of the greed-is-good, conspicuous consumption Eighties; it's the ultimate trophy-wife ballad (barely edging out Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight"). The fake-glitz muzak sound is perfect for a cheaply sentimental song about a guy whose
CHRIS DE BURGH, "LADY IN RED"
It's kind of fitting that this song was a hit in 1986, the height of the greed-is-good, conspicuous consumption Eighties; it's the ultimate trophy-wife ballad (barely edging out Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight"). The fake-glitz muzak sound is perfect for a cheaply sentimental song about a guy whose
News: Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas
Posted on 13:17 by Unknown
They must spend a fortune at Starbutt's.
From ABC News. Link from Robert McLeod.
Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, 100 a Month
Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a fine espresso grind, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a "saturated blend" that is "warm and thicker."
The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say
From ABC News. Link from Robert McLeod.
Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, 100 a Month
Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a fine espresso grind, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a "saturated blend" that is "warm and thicker."
The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say
Punny Business: Stores With Awesomely Bad Pun Names
Posted on 10:19 by Unknown
I don't know if these draw or repel customers, but I'm grateful for the laughs.
That's why he was dancing on the ceiling. He needed new flooring.
That's why he was dancing on the ceiling. He needed new flooring.
Wednesday, 20 February 2013
LOTD Classic: 21 Guys Who Look Like Kenny Rogers
Posted on 14:46 by Unknown
From MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com.
Undertaker Kenny
Kenny Grinny
If You Like Pina Coladas Kenny
Kenny Vega$
Kenn-Tucky
Malibu Kenny
Squirrel Tail Kenny
Sweathog Kenny
Kenny In A Coma In The Snow
For Whom The Kenny Tolls
Kenny Feathers
Kenny Gotta Pee
Kenny Dundee
SilkienceTM Kenny
Kenny Velvet
Koncerto Kenny
Bedroom Kenny
Sun God Kenny
Kenny Mesh-n-Guns
Undertaker Kenny
Kenny Grinny
If You Like Pina Coladas Kenny
Kenny Vega$
Kenn-Tucky
Malibu Kenny
Squirrel Tail Kenny
Sweathog Kenny
Kenny In A Coma In The Snow
For Whom The Kenny Tolls
Kenny Feathers
Kenny Gotta Pee
Kenny Dundee
SilkienceTM Kenny
Kenny Velvet
Koncerto Kenny
Bedroom Kenny
Sun God Kenny
Kenny Mesh-n-Guns
Rare Amusing Insults Of The Day
Posted on 11:45 by Unknown
Because asshole has lost its punch. From Merriam-Webster.
LICKSPITTLE
Definition: A fawning subordinate; a suck-up
Origin: Someone who licks another person's spit is pretty low indeed. Incidentally, lickspittle keeps company with bootlicker ("someone who acts obsequiously").
COCKALORUM
Definition: A boastful and self-important person; a strutting little fellow.
Origin: If cockalorum
LICKSPITTLE
Definition: A fawning subordinate; a suck-up
Origin: Someone who licks another person's spit is pretty low indeed. Incidentally, lickspittle keeps company with bootlicker ("someone who acts obsequiously").
COCKALORUM
Definition: A boastful and self-important person; a strutting little fellow.
Origin: If cockalorum
Menu Of The Day: Guy's American Kitchen (spoof)
Posted on 09:48 by Unknown
Comedy brilliance. Thanks for the link, Cloe Oliver. Click pic for easier reading.
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Paula Deen Riding Things (Of The Day)
Posted on 08:49 by Unknown
From the Tumblr blog, y'all!
More here.
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More here.
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Monday, 18 February 2013
21 Unfortunately Named Products Of The Day
Posted on 14:30 by Unknown
Unfortunate unless your goal is brand name recall, in which case, congratulations, you nailed it.
Links from Mighty Joe Stankowski.
The sound it makes when you're done with it.
Could be worse. Could be Hotpis.
... ass?
Perfecting the science of gaydar.
Do these taste like something weird?
"Better than nothing." True.
This is what
Links from Mighty Joe Stankowski.
The sound it makes when you're done with it.
Could be worse. Could be Hotpis.
... ass?
Perfecting the science of gaydar.
Do these taste like something weird?
"Better than nothing." True.
This is what
Person One Season Ahead In TV Show Doling Out Counsel Like Wise Elder
Posted on 13:30 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Guy One Season Ahead In TV Show Doling Out Counsel Like Wise Elder
PAWTUCKET, RI—Adopting the sagely demeanor of an all-knowing oracle, local man Jacob Rivard, 29, who is a season ahead of friends in his viewing of the television series Breaking Bad, is reportedly conferring advice about the show as if it were the sacred wisdom of ages.
“Oh, you’re not to that part yet?”
Guy One Season Ahead In TV Show Doling Out Counsel Like Wise Elder
PAWTUCKET, RI—Adopting the sagely demeanor of an all-knowing oracle, local man Jacob Rivard, 29, who is a season ahead of friends in his viewing of the television series Breaking Bad, is reportedly conferring advice about the show as if it were the sacred wisdom of ages.
“Oh, you’re not to that part yet?”
14 Things I Will Never Do Again (And You Can't Make Me)
Posted on 12:07 by Unknown
Just sayin'.
1. Take a mud bath at Calistoga (or anywhere else).
2. Tell a cop to "fuck off."
3. Help you move.
4. Give money to M. Night Shyamalan, Brian DePalma, Tim Burton, or Al Pacino.
5. Tell my wife she sneezes like a lumberjack, even if I think it will make her laugh.
6. Eat WOW chips (or anything else with olestra).
7. Flip off a truck full of construction workers.
8.
1. Take a mud bath at Calistoga (or anywhere else).
2. Tell a cop to "fuck off."
3. Help you move.
4. Give money to M. Night Shyamalan, Brian DePalma, Tim Burton, or Al Pacino.
5. Tell my wife she sneezes like a lumberjack, even if I think it will make her laugh.
6. Eat WOW chips (or anything else with olestra).
7. Flip off a truck full of construction workers.
8.
15 Hilarious Dog GIFs Of The Day
Posted on 09:49 by Unknown
Go, dog, go. From Buzzfeed.
You made cupcakes? For ME?
I hate cabbage too, dog.
I'm beat. Good night.
Wampug
More here.
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You made cupcakes? For ME?
I hate cabbage too, dog.
I'm beat. Good night.
Wampug
More here.
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Friday, 15 February 2013
Stupid Ads For Unnecessary Feminine Products Of The Day
Posted on 12:11 by Unknown
Check out these ads for a new Playtex wipes. This is what happens when ad agencies try to get creative with products that don't really need creative advertising. The wipes are for post-boinkal cleanup, but I'm guessing this is yet another product that women don't need to use on their women-parts despite what advertisers say. Can you say bacterial vaginosis?
I'm all for pervy juvenile sex puns,
I'm all for pervy juvenile sex puns,
News: Woman's Uncontrollable Sex Drive Caused By Rabies
Posted on 09:25 by Unknown
Link from Hannah.
Woman's Uncontrollable Sex Drive Caused By Rabies
This is a story all about a 28-year-old woman in India who everyone just assumed was a nympho. But then she died. Turned out she had rabies.
Complaining to doctors that she was constantly aroused, often with no stimulation, she was referred to a doctor at the Sri Gokulam Hospital. There, staff discovered that the source of
Woman's Uncontrollable Sex Drive Caused By Rabies
This is a story all about a 28-year-old woman in India who everyone just assumed was a nympho. But then she died. Turned out she had rabies.
Complaining to doctors that she was constantly aroused, often with no stimulation, she was referred to a doctor at the Sri Gokulam Hospital. There, staff discovered that the source of
8 Famous People Who Died In The Bathroom
Posted on 09:02 by Unknown
Adding indignity to injury. From HowStuffWorks.com.
ELVIS
Elvis's addiction to prescription drugs was well known, and on August 16, 1977, he was found dead on the bathroom floor in his Graceland mansion. A vomit stain on the carpet showed that he had become sick while seated on the toilet and had stumbled to the spot where he died. A medical examiner listed the cause of death as cardiac
ELVIS
Elvis's addiction to prescription drugs was well known, and on August 16, 1977, he was found dead on the bathroom floor in his Graceland mansion. A vomit stain on the carpet showed that he had become sick while seated on the toilet and had stumbled to the spot where he died. A medical examiner listed the cause of death as cardiac
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Creepy Vintage Valentines Of The Day
Posted on 12:00 by Unknown
Happy Overpriced Flowers Day! Your gift today is from Daisy. - C
If you want to keep someone guessing as to what your true feelings are on Valentine's Day, these creepy vintage Valentine cards should do the trick. There are lots more where these came from at ChicagoNow. ~posted by Daisy
Happy Valentine's Day, my Precious, from Gollum.
Remember me? I'm the one who boiled your
Star Wars Valentines Of The Day
Posted on 09:24 by Unknown
Dorks need love, too, you know. These were all created by forum readers at SomethingAwful.com.
Wednesday, 13 February 2013
News: Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Urine
Posted on 18:11 by Unknown
Then regurgitates it in song form.
From The New Zealand Herald. (What? It's a newspaper!)
Ke$ha drinks own urine in TV series
Ke$ha says fans will see her drinking her own pee in the forthcoming documentary about her life.
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life is scheduled to premiere in the US on MTV in April and will give an insight into the eccentric singer's habits.
The 25-year-old says
From The New Zealand Herald. (What? It's a newspaper!)
Ke$ha drinks own urine in TV series
Ke$ha says fans will see her drinking her own pee in the forthcoming documentary about her life.
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life is scheduled to premiere in the US on MTV in April and will give an insight into the eccentric singer's habits.
The 25-year-old says
Best Fair Fried Foods Of The Day
Posted on 10:10 by Unknown
I love the state fair for two reasons:
1) Mullets
2) Food
It's hard to resist the corn dogs, funnel cakes and caramel apples (with nuts), even even when you know you'll end up sicker than Templeton the rat, ready to hork your guts out on the Tempest, which is exactly what two drunk women did at the Griffin (Georgia) Fair one time when I was a kid. Every time the ride tilted our way, my sister
1) Mullets
2) Food
It's hard to resist the corn dogs, funnel cakes and caramel apples (with nuts), even even when you know you'll end up sicker than Templeton the rat, ready to hork your guts out on the Tempest, which is exactly what two drunk women did at the Griffin (Georgia) Fair one time when I was a kid. Every time the ride tilted our way, my sister
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Pretty Girls, Ugly Faces (Of The Day)
Posted on 15:23 by Unknown
A good sense of humor can cover a multitude of ugly. From Reddit.
More here.
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More here.
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The 30 Worst Albums By Great Bands (Of The Day)
Posted on 09:37 by Unknown
Lists like this tend to stir up emotions, so I will remind you that these are the OPINIONS from writers on the various sites I used (see source list at bottom for more titles and reasons for selection).
Pink Floyd, The Final Cut
Bob Dylan, Down In the Groove
Rolling Stones, Dirty Work or Bridges To Babylon
David Bowie, Tonight
Van Morrison, Beautiful Vision
The Clash, Cut the Crap
Pink Floyd, The Final Cut
Bob Dylan, Down In the Groove
Rolling Stones, Dirty Work or Bridges To Babylon
David Bowie, Tonight
Van Morrison, Beautiful Vision
The Clash, Cut the Crap
News: Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys
Posted on 08:28 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys
LOS ANGELES—A song forged by the Ruler of Darkness himself in the blackest bowels of the accursed underworld proved to be the big winner at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards Sunday, taking home an impressive six of the music industry’s top honors, including Song of the Year and Best Pop Solo Performance.
“This was a
Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys
LOS ANGELES—A song forged by the Ruler of Darkness himself in the blackest bowels of the accursed underworld proved to be the big winner at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards Sunday, taking home an impressive six of the music industry’s top honors, including Song of the Year and Best Pop Solo Performance.
“This was a
Monday, 11 February 2013
Why Tumblr Is Hilarious (Of The Day)
Posted on 08:40 by Unknown
Buzzfeed link from Steph and Dawn.
See more here.
See more here.
Saturday, 9 February 2013
Weekend Links Of The Day
Posted on 10:48 by Unknown
Too much good stuff this week.
Grammy bans nips, "buttocks," and "puffy genitals" at this year's broadcast. (Evil Beet)
27 things that can ruin your childhood. (Buzzfeed)
Homeless hitchhiking hero Kai gets auto-tuned. (The FW)
10 weird food pairings you need to try. (Paste)
The ultimate guide to writing better than you normally do. (McSweeney's)
Urp! Creepy mom passed drugs to son
Grammy bans nips, "buttocks," and "puffy genitals" at this year's broadcast. (Evil Beet)
27 things that can ruin your childhood. (Buzzfeed)
Homeless hitchhiking hero Kai gets auto-tuned. (The FW)
10 weird food pairings you need to try. (Paste)
The ultimate guide to writing better than you normally do. (McSweeney's)
Urp! Creepy mom passed drugs to son
Friday, 8 February 2013
News: Seahag Gets 30 Years For Moida
Posted on 12:46 by Unknown
Said star witness Popeye, "She filled 'im fulla lead and slaughterized 'im! Uh guh guh guh guh."
From the Miami Herald.
Keys ‘Seahag’ gets 30 years for killing man who refused to give her a beer
by Ryan McCarthy
Feb. 4, 2013
Former Conch Key resident Carolyn Dukeshire has the next 30 years to think about the can of Busch Light beer she never got from neighbor Martin Mazur.
That's
From the Miami Herald.
Keys ‘Seahag’ gets 30 years for killing man who refused to give her a beer
by Ryan McCarthy
Feb. 4, 2013
Former Conch Key resident Carolyn Dukeshire has the next 30 years to think about the can of Busch Light beer she never got from neighbor Martin Mazur.
That's
Beyonce's Backfired-Request-Turned-Internet-Meme Of The Day
Posted on 08:21 by Unknown
Long story short, after some "unflattering" photos of Beyonce from her Super Bowl performance turned up on a Buzzfeed post, her publicist wrote and politely asked the website to remove them--which, of course, Buzzfeed didn't do, this being the internet and all, and instead the whole thing turned into a hilarious Photoshop meme.
Two of the original pics:
Hilarity ensues:
Two of the original pics:
Hilarity ensues:
Thursday, 7 February 2013
Ain't Nobody Got Time For A Toothache!
Posted on 16:17 by Unknown
Check it out. Sweet Brown got a TV spot. Thanks for the link, Lea-Anne Jackson.
Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types Of The Day
Posted on 11:12 by Unknown
Don't know Myers-Briggs? Here's a brief summary.
From McSweeney's.
Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types
By James Hannaham
Unfeeling Uncaring Judging Screaming (UUJS)
Lurking Touching Hurting Regretting (LTHR)
Lying Denying Confessing Lying (LDCL)
Smoking Dancing Laughing Fucking (SDLF)
Moping Whining Crying Leaping (MWCL)
Loving Buying Owing Impoverishing (LBOI)
Hating
From McSweeney's.
Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types
By James Hannaham
Unfeeling Uncaring Judging Screaming (UUJS)
Lurking Touching Hurting Regretting (LTHR)
Lying Denying Confessing Lying (LDCL)
Smoking Dancing Laughing Fucking (SDLF)
Moping Whining Crying Leaping (MWCL)
Loving Buying Owing Impoverishing (LBOI)
Hating
Meme Of The Day: The Most Interesting Man In The World
Posted on 10:23 by Unknown
Stay funny, my friends.
Wednesday, 6 February 2013
Creepy-Ass Dog Up For Adoption
Posted on 13:52 by Unknown
I'd be afraid he would talk to me one day out of the blue and I'd shit my pants.
From Gawker.
Dog With 'Human Face' Looking for Human Dog-Lovers to Take Him Home
by Neetzan ZimmermanFeb. 5, 2013
It's unclear how or why Tonik the eerily humanoid poodle/Shih Tzu mix ended up in a kill shelter in Kentucky, but the good news is that he is no longer there.
Even better, the two-year-old
From Gawker.
Dog With 'Human Face' Looking for Human Dog-Lovers to Take Him Home
by Neetzan ZimmermanFeb. 5, 2013
It's unclear how or why Tonik the eerily humanoid poodle/Shih Tzu mix ended up in a kill shelter in Kentucky, but the good news is that he is no longer there.
Even better, the two-year-old
News: Cop Sting Nets 71yo "Cougar" Prostitute
Posted on 10:21 by Unknown
From The Smoking Gun.
Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
JANUARY 28--A 71-year-old woman was arrested Friday for prostitution after allegedly striking a “deal for sexual acts” with an undercover cop who met her inside a room at a Homewood Suites hotel in Connecticut.
According to police, Sygun Liebhart placed a backpage.com ad “promoting herself under the escort section
Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
JANUARY 28--A 71-year-old woman was arrested Friday for prostitution after allegedly striking a “deal for sexual acts” with an undercover cop who met her inside a room at a Homewood Suites hotel in Connecticut.
According to police, Sygun Liebhart placed a backpage.com ad “promoting herself under the escort section
LOTD Classic: 21 Celebrities Who Need To Change Their Names
Posted on 09:34 by Unknown
(Originally posted 9/9/09)
Everybody's gotta be different now, is that it? Diversity is fine, but give me something I can pronounce. John Wayne. Tony Curtis. Cary Grant. Those were star names. Not this shit.
Nestor Carbonell
The guy who played Richard Alpert on "Lost" has a name that sounds like a sketchy pasta dish. “Our special tonight is Nestor Carbonell -- spinach linguine
Everybody's gotta be different now, is that it? Diversity is fine, but give me something I can pronounce. John Wayne. Tony Curtis. Cary Grant. Those were star names. Not this shit.
Nestor Carbonell
The guy who played Richard Alpert on "Lost" has a name that sounds like a sketchy pasta dish. “Our special tonight is Nestor Carbonell -- spinach linguine
Tuesday, 5 February 2013
Best Movie Posters Of 2012
Posted on 14:35 by Unknown
From Flavorwire.
Minimalist, bloody without being gory, and blazed into our minds until Christmas day.
A delightful, hand-drawn poster by Johnny Sampson for a documentary about DIY home haunters.
Inspired by M. C. Escher’s iconic lithograph, Relativity, and far more interesting than the floating house poster.
The Eadward Muybridge-esque use of photo stills lends a dark conceptual
Minimalist, bloody without being gory, and blazed into our minds until Christmas day.
A delightful, hand-drawn poster by Johnny Sampson for a documentary about DIY home haunters.
Inspired by M. C. Escher’s iconic lithograph, Relativity, and far more interesting than the floating house poster.
The Eadward Muybridge-esque use of photo stills lends a dark conceptual
1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed
Posted on 14:03 by Unknown
From The Onion.
1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed
Jan. 28, 2013
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Clad in his pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and floppy nightcap, mustachioed 1930s comedian Max Ruckle announced Sunday night that he had finally gotten the best of his new house’s stubborn Murphy bed.
“That oughta do the trick,” Ruckle said after a prolonged 45-minute struggle with the
1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed
Jan. 28, 2013
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Clad in his pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and floppy nightcap, mustachioed 1930s comedian Max Ruckle announced Sunday night that he had finally gotten the best of his new house’s stubborn Murphy bed.
“That oughta do the trick,” Ruckle said after a prolonged 45-minute struggle with the
Unhappy Hipsters Of The Day
Posted on 10:50 by Unknown
From a blog called, oddly enough, Unhappy Hipsters.
More here.
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More here.
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Monday, 4 February 2013
Meme Of The Day: Philosoraptor
Posted on 15:33 by Unknown
Velociraptor: the Mitch Hedberg of dinosaurs.
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Disgusting Super Bowl Commercial Of The Day
Posted on 12:30 by Unknown
Be sure to turn up the volume for full effect.
News: Zoo Escape Drill Features Employee In Zebra Costume
Posted on 11:40 by Unknown
From the Mirror (UK).
Zookeeper dresses as zebra for hilarious animal escape drill at Japanese zoo
Staff at a zoo in Japan have taken part in an animal escape drill – using one of their zookeepers dressed as a zebra.
You better RUN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Around 60 workers chased the unfortunate employee around Tama Zoological Park, in Tokyo, while he wore a panto-style zebra costume.
Zookeeper dresses as zebra for hilarious animal escape drill at Japanese zoo
Staff at a zoo in Japan have taken part in an animal escape drill – using one of their zookeepers dressed as a zebra.
You better RUN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Around 60 workers chased the unfortunate employee around Tama Zoological Park, in Tokyo, while he wore a panto-style zebra costume.
January Found Porn Roundup
Posted on 09:11 by Unknown
Thanks, Chris, Rich Girl Red, Rachael P., Rachel H., Daisy, Laura, Karen, Kushibo, and Amy.
That's a myth, you know.
"Hey man, I'm not choking!"
"Shhh. I know."
Like an ass tulip, but more filling.
Drive carefully.
That's a myth, you know.
"Hey man, I'm not choking!"
"Shhh. I know."
Like an ass tulip, but more filling.
Drive carefully.
Friday, 1 February 2013
News: Woman Tries To Kill Husband By Poisoning Own Genitals
Posted on 09:29 by Unknown
Sounds fishy but it's from a newspaper so it must be true. From The Mirror.
Oral sex assassination plot: Woman accused of putting poison in genitals to kill husband
Jan. 28, 2013
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals.
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her vagina before luring her husband
Oral sex assassination plot: Woman accused of putting poison in genitals to kill husband
Jan. 28, 2013
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals.
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her vagina before luring her husband
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