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Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Study: Everyone, Everything Linked To Paranoia

Posted on 11:05 by Unknown
I knew it! From The Onion.




BALTIMORE—According to a study published Tuesday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, researchers at Johns Hopkins University have succeeded in conclusively linking everyone and everything everywhere to paranoia.

The comprehensive 11-month study—which was designed to establish that it’s all tied to paranoia, all of it, and absolutely everyone is in on it—was
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