Don't fret, LOTD will return in a few days. I'm having too much fun doing nothing.
Namaste, bitchez!
Sunday, 30 December 2012
Miss Me Yet?
Posted on 21:41 by Unknown
Don't fret, LOTD will return in a few days. I'm having too much fun doing nothing.
Namaste, bitchez!
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Last-Minute Holiday Gift Idea Of The Day
Posted on 07:54 by Unknown
My latest book is the perfect gift for anyone left on your list. Available now at bookstores everywhere.
From Amazon.com:
"Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You. An all-new collection of entertaining and horrifying truths about us, our world, and why we’re totally screwed.
With more disturbing facts and
From Amazon.com:
"Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You. An all-new collection of entertaining and horrifying truths about us, our world, and why we’re totally screwed.
With more disturbing facts and
Thursday, 20 December 2012
WTF?! Christmas Decorations Of The Day
Posted on 12:18 by Unknown
You suck at teh Christmas.
CATEGORY 1: WHY BOTHER?
CATEGORY 2: YOU MISSED A SPOT
"Up on the housetop, what on earth?Sounds like Mary's giving birth..."
Syprograph Christmas
Someone paid money for this?
CATEGORY 3: THAT MAKES SENSE
Frosty The Snowhead
Pease on erth
Santa bagged an 8-point buck and two Mickeys at this year's hunt
I didn't realize Bethlehem was near
CATEGORY 1: WHY BOTHER?
CATEGORY 2: YOU MISSED A SPOT
"Up on the housetop, what on earth?Sounds like Mary's giving birth..."
Syprograph Christmas
Someone paid money for this?
CATEGORY 3: THAT MAKES SENSE
Frosty The Snowhead
Pease on erth
Santa bagged an 8-point buck and two Mickeys at this year's hunt
I didn't realize Bethlehem was near
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Children's Guillotine
Posted on 09:51 by Unknown
best of craigslist > lawrence >
Children's guillotine
Date: 2009-10-13, 6:55PM CDT
Looking to get rid of this children's size guillotine, only used once.
Has been cleaned and recently oiled, sure to make any child happy!
Christmas is coming up soon so don't miss this one!!
Trampoline Dog Of The Day
Posted on 09:26 by Unknown
Try to watch this without smiling. Link from Josh Lewis.
Best AutoCorrects Of 2012
Posted on 07:42 by Unknown
Real or not, these crack me up. From Suzanne and Buzzfeed.
More here.
More here.
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
The 50 Best Breasts In Movie History (NSFW)
Posted on 17:52 by Unknown
The top 50 boobs (25 women, duh) in movie history, according to GQ. If you're expecting the usual roundup of ladies--Phoebe, Jamie Lee, Angelina--yes, they're here, but many of the other choices will surprise you. (NSFW for nudity, duh again).
CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (1971)
When Ann-Margret formed that wonderful canyon ("Go ahead, jump in," it beckons, and the viewer is tempted), a combination
CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (1971)
When Ann-Margret formed that wonderful canyon ("Go ahead, jump in," it beckons, and the viewer is tempted), a combination
News: Woman Gets New Stem-Cell Wrinkle Treatment, Grows Extra Bones In Eyes
Posted on 11:27 by Unknown
Ah yes, the obsession with youth goes horribly awry once again.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." - Jurassic Park
From Scientific American via BoingBoing.
"The patient explained that she could not open her right eye without considerable pain and that every time she forced it open, she heard a strange click—a
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." - Jurassic Park
From Scientific American via BoingBoing.
"The patient explained that she could not open her right eye without considerable pain and that every time she forced it open, she heard a strange click—a
Animals With Fraudulent College Degrees (Of The Day)
Posted on 08:52 by Unknown
From Wikipedia.
"Animals have been submitted as applicants to suspected diploma mills and, on occasion, admitted and granted a degree, as reported in reliable sources. In one case, a cat's degree helped lead to a successful fraud prosecution against the institution which issued it."
GEORGE
In 2009, George, a cat owned by Chris Jackson, the presenter of the BBC show "Inside Out North East &
"Animals have been submitted as applicants to suspected diploma mills and, on occasion, admitted and granted a degree, as reported in reliable sources. In one case, a cat's degree helped lead to a successful fraud prosecution against the institution which issued it."
GEORGE
In 2009, George, a cat owned by Chris Jackson, the presenter of the BBC show "Inside Out North East &
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Two-Legged Horse Of The Day
Posted on 12:23 by Unknown
Don't worry, he'll get there eventually. Thanks for the link, Liz.
The Top 25 Computer Passwords Of 2012
Posted on 11:03 by Unknown
Here's a good one: DUMBASS.
From Gawker.
The 25 Most Popular Passwords of 2012 by Casey Chan Oct. 23, 2012 Though I had hoped that we, as people, would have improved our passwords by now, it turns out that we, as people, are still unimaginative and so very lazy. Just take a look at the most popular (read: the worst) passwords of 2012. They're terribly predictable. The rankings were created
From Gawker.
The 25 Most Popular Passwords of 2012 by Casey Chan Oct. 23, 2012 Though I had hoped that we, as people, would have improved our passwords by now, it turns out that we, as people, are still unimaginative and so very lazy. Just take a look at the most popular (read: the worst) passwords of 2012. They're terribly predictable. The rankings were created
Santa Fails Of The Day
Posted on 08:25 by Unknown
Santa: they're doing him wrong. Or right, depending on how you look at it.
Monday, 17 December 2012
Baseball Card Vandalism Of The Day
Posted on 12:30 by Unknown
These kill me. So clever. From the Tumblr blog.
More here.
More here.
News Of The Day: Christmas Mandolins
Posted on 11:13 by Unknown
From The Onion. Thanks for the link, Amy Carey.
Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas
LONDON—According to sources close to the English folk-rock quartet Mumford and Sons, the band’s members were surprised to discover during their annual Christmas gift exchange Wednesday that they had all gotten each other new mandolins.
“I love my mandolin so much
Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas
LONDON—According to sources close to the English folk-rock quartet Mumford and Sons, the band’s members were surprised to discover during their annual Christmas gift exchange Wednesday that they had all gotten each other new mandolins.
“I love my mandolin so much
Horrible Things That Must End In 2012
Posted on 08:46 by Unknown
I'm not a huge fan of these "things that need to go away because I don't like them" lists, but I found myself agreeing with a lot of these. Not all, but a lot. From Gawker and Josh Lewis.
What else belongs on this list?
Twee mustache nonsense: Mustaches on champagne flutes, mustaches on t-shirts, mustaches on hats, MUSTACHE FINGER TATTOOS. It's an unwritten rule that nothing this ubiquitous
What else belongs on this list?
Twee mustache nonsense: Mustaches on champagne flutes, mustaches on t-shirts, mustaches on hats, MUSTACHE FINGER TATTOOS. It's an unwritten rule that nothing this ubiquitous
Friday, 14 December 2012
Talking Cow Of The Day
Posted on 09:26 by Unknown
Sort of. I can't watching this and laughing. Thanks, Liz.
Thursday, 13 December 2012
America's Kitschiest Roadside Attractions Of The Day
Posted on 10:03 by Unknown
A great piece from Travel+Leisure, except for the baffling exclusion of Rock City.
MITCHELL CORN PALACE (Mitchell, SD)
Established in 1892 and existing at its current location since 1921, this showstopper—the only building of its kind—celebrates the harvest of king corn. The building exterior is redecorated annually with 275,000 ears of colored corn, other grains, and grasses.
VENT HAVEN
MITCHELL CORN PALACE (Mitchell, SD)
Established in 1892 and existing at its current location since 1921, this showstopper—the only building of its kind—celebrates the harvest of king corn. The building exterior is redecorated annually with 275,000 ears of colored corn, other grains, and grasses.
VENT HAVEN
Wednesday, 12 December 2012
Best Worst Foreign Titles For American Films (Of The Day)
Posted on 13:18 by Unknown
I like these. There's a certain economy and complete lack of BS that makes them endearing. Title pictures from NextMovie.com.
Pretty Woman – I Will Marry A Prostitute To Save Money (China)
The Sixth Sense – He’s A Ghost! (China)
Never Been Kissed – Because She’s Ugly (Philippines)
As Good As It Gets – Mr. Cat Poop (China)
The Professional – This Hit Man Is Not as Cold As He Thought (
Pretty Woman – I Will Marry A Prostitute To Save Money (China)
The Sixth Sense – He’s A Ghost! (China)
Never Been Kissed – Because She’s Ugly (Philippines)
As Good As It Gets – Mr. Cat Poop (China)
The Professional – This Hit Man Is Not as Cold As He Thought (
Disturbing Face Swaps Of The Day (2012 Edition)
Posted on 11:44 by Unknown
Disturbingly amusing, or vice versa. From Buzzfeed.
Nicolas Minaj
More here.
Nicolas Minaj
More here.
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Artist Needed
Posted on 13:26 by Unknown
best of craigslist > hawaii >
Artist needed. Must love owls.
Date: 2012-09-03, 6:08PM HST
Imagine yourself driving through taro fields with King Kamehameha watching after you. He turns to you and requests this in Hawaiian.
We need an artist to depict the following: an owl skeleton with a parrot on its shoulder. The parrot is not a skeleton and is very colorful. The
Creative Movie Dialogue Edits Of The Day
Posted on 09:16 by Unknown
Bad edits of swear words. Further proof that some movies just don't belong on network TV.
CASINO
Original: “Fuck me? Fuck me? You motherfucker!”
Edit: “Forget me? Forget you, you mother forgetter!”
Original: "Fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you!"
Edit: "Freak you! Freak you, Sam Rothstein! Freak you!"
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Original: “Do you slip her the hot beef injection?”
Edit: “
CASINO
Original: “Fuck me? Fuck me? You motherfucker!”
Edit: “Forget me? Forget you, you mother forgetter!”
Original: "Fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you!"
Edit: "Freak you! Freak you, Sam Rothstein! Freak you!"
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Original: “Do you slip her the hot beef injection?”
Edit: “
Helpful Chart Of The Day: Two Paths
Posted on 08:01 by Unknown
Coquettery. From the French word coq, which means penis. Coquettery = dickery. Coq au vin = dick wine.
Monday, 10 December 2012
Movie Poster Quiz Of The Day: 2000s
Posted on 15:30 by Unknown
I've posted several of these Stephen Wildish movie posters before before. Hell, I might have even posted this one. Getting old sucks.
Can you guess all of these? I got maybe 2/3 of them. He always throws a few near-impossible ones into the mix.
This is a full-sized poster than you can buy from Wildish here. Or you might see something else you like. He has tons of cool stuff. Check it out.
Can you guess all of these? I got maybe 2/3 of them. He always throws a few near-impossible ones into the mix.
This is a full-sized poster than you can buy from Wildish here. Or you might see something else you like. He has tons of cool stuff. Check it out.
News: Stylish Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto Ikea
Posted on 13:35 by Unknown
What? He needed a new BORGSJÖ cabinet.
Thanks for the link, Kate. Via The Globe And Mail.
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea
Dec. 10, 2012
A disoriented monkey was found wandering aimlessly outside an Ikea store in North York Sunday.
The animal sighting quickly sparked a flurry of activity among Torontonians, who tweeted and re-tweeted pictures and created at
Thanks for the link, Kate. Via The Globe And Mail.
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea
Dec. 10, 2012
A disoriented monkey was found wandering aimlessly outside an Ikea store in North York Sunday.
The animal sighting quickly sparked a flurry of activity among Torontonians, who tweeted and re-tweeted pictures and created at
Very Bad Elves On The Shelves (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:26 by Unknown
Ever wonder what these creepy little bastards do when you're not watching? Neither do I, but I like these photos. Pics from Cyndi, Chris, Julie, Chi Chi and Liz.
Hugh Elfner
Tebowing
And here's where bad elves end up:
Hugh Elfner
Tebowing
And here's where bad elves end up:
Useful New Internet Error Messages Of The Day
Posted on 09:31 by Unknown
From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
Useful New Internet Error Messages
by Rupinder Gill55.1.2 CONNECTION REFUSED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains a chain message and/or an invitation to your improv show.45.2.2 UNAUTHORIZED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains the phrase “LOL” and the recipient is an adult.34.2.90 SPAM FILTER: Sorry,
Useful New Internet Error Messages
by Rupinder Gill55.1.2 CONNECTION REFUSED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains a chain message and/or an invitation to your improv show.45.2.2 UNAUTHORIZED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains the phrase “LOL” and the recipient is an adult.34.2.90 SPAM FILTER: Sorry,
Friday, 7 December 2012
Commentary Of The Day: It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times by Bruce Springsteen
Posted on 09:31 by Unknown
From The Onion.
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times
by Bruce Springsteen
When you think of Bruce Springsteen, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Maybe it’s the heartland rock music of your youth, or the E Street Band. Perhaps you think of New Jersey—heck, a lot of people do. But I have to admit I chuckle every time I hear that, because honest to God,
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times
by Bruce Springsteen
When you think of Bruce Springsteen, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Maybe it’s the heartland rock music of your youth, or the E Street Band. Perhaps you think of New Jersey—heck, a lot of people do. But I have to admit I chuckle every time I hear that, because honest to God,
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Car Window Decals Of The Day
Posted on 14:00 by Unknown
Some inspired, some ridiculous. I'll let you decide which is which.
Vid Of The Day: Yeah
Posted on 13:11 by Unknown
A reply to yesterday's talking cat. Thanks, Danielle Stephens.
Weekly World News Covers Of The Day
Posted on 11:00 by Unknown
God I miss this rag. I subscribed for years. They still have a website but stopped publishing in print in 2007.
Unfortunate Christmas Music Video Of The Day
Posted on 08:32 by Unknown
I know it's a little early for Christmas crap but this one is making the rounds. I post it because misery loves company.
I'll admit that I have mixed feelings about this. The video and the song are absolutely dreadful. Just horrible. But I've always liked Olivia Newton-John, and I'm told by friends in the movie biz that Travolta is a super-nice guy (Scientology and that ridiculous hair aside).
I'll admit that I have mixed feelings about this. The video and the song are absolutely dreadful. Just horrible. But I've always liked Olivia Newton-John, and I'm told by friends in the movie biz that Travolta is a super-nice guy (Scientology and that ridiculous hair aside).
Wednesday, 5 December 2012
News: Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind
Posted on 15:30 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind ST. LOUIS—In response to extensive market research, fast food chain Hardee’s announced plans Tuesday to equip every table at its restaurants with its all-new “Shame Curtains,” large, dark drapes behind which menu items can be consumed in complete privacy.
“We asked customers what we could do to improve their
Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind ST. LOUIS—In response to extensive market research, fast food chain Hardee’s announced plans Tuesday to equip every table at its restaurants with its all-new “Shame Curtains,” large, dark drapes behind which menu items can be consumed in complete privacy.
“We asked customers what we could do to improve their
Crosseyed Celebs Of The Day
Posted on 14:28 by Unknown
So simple. So stupid. So naturally I laughed. From Mandatory (in case you missed their name on every photo). A couple of these aren't Photoshopped. I'll let you guess which ones.
More here.
More here.
News: Man Stabs Guy Who Ate His Thanksgiving Leftovers
Posted on 12:32 by Unknown
I'm thinking this is about more than turkey. From The Smoking Gun.
Man Stabbed Victim Who Ate Turkey Leftovers
NOVEMBER 30--An Indiana man has been arrested for allegedly stabbing his mother’s boyfriend after discovering the victim had eaten his Thanksgiving leftovers.
Taz Miller, 18, was charged yesterday with battery with a deadly weapon and strangulation. Pictured in the adjacent mug
Man Stabbed Victim Who Ate Turkey Leftovers
NOVEMBER 30--An Indiana man has been arrested for allegedly stabbing his mother’s boyfriend after discovering the victim had eaten his Thanksgiving leftovers.
Taz Miller, 18, was charged yesterday with battery with a deadly weapon and strangulation. Pictured in the adjacent mug
November Motivational Poster Roundup
Posted on 10:37 by Unknown
I guess this makes me a motivational blogger.
Talented Animal Of The Day
Posted on 10:17 by Unknown
Cat says no. Why? Because "I hate you" was too much work.
Tuesday, 4 December 2012
15 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You
Posted on 12:07 by Unknown
A lot of these are from Buzzfeed. Others I found on my own, because I'm resourceful like that.
Study: Everyone, Everything Linked To Paranoia
Posted on 11:05 by Unknown
I knew it! From The Onion.
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Tuesday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, researchers at Johns Hopkins University have succeeded in conclusively linking everyone and everything everywhere to paranoia.
The comprehensive 11-month study—which was designed to establish that it’s all tied to paranoia, all of it, and absolutely everyone is in on it—was
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Tuesday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, researchers at Johns Hopkins University have succeeded in conclusively linking everyone and everything everywhere to paranoia.
The comprehensive 11-month study—which was designed to establish that it’s all tied to paranoia, all of it, and absolutely everyone is in on it—was
November "Found Porn" Roundup
Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
Thanks, Anastasia, T-Nova, Mark W., Prairie Girl, Rachael P., Rachel H., Chris, Amy, and Rich Girl Red for this month's bounty.
Worthless Dog Of The Day (video)
Posted on 07:38 by Unknown
You little bitch. Turn in your dog card.
Monday, 3 December 2012
6 Old Wives' Tales That Are Actually True (Of The Day)
Posted on 13:50 by Unknown
From Mental Floss.
Animals know when danger is coming
Before and after any given major unforeseen disaster, you’ll hear anecdotes from people who claim that their pets or some other wildlife somehow sensed the disaster and warned them in time. Reports following the massive 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami showed that the impact on local fauna was minimal. Animals sought higher ground, found shelter,
Animals know when danger is coming
Before and after any given major unforeseen disaster, you’ll hear anecdotes from people who claim that their pets or some other wildlife somehow sensed the disaster and warned them in time. Reports following the massive 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami showed that the impact on local fauna was minimal. Animals sought higher ground, found shelter,
Amusing Warning Signs Of The Day
Posted on 10:23 by Unknown
Maybe it's better just to stay at home.Bison hate the Honda ElementAnd cowsA fate worse than being shot.My favorite
Friday, 30 November 2012
Cool Poster Of The Day: Acme
Posted on 11:59 by Unknown
I want one! It's a Kickstarter project from artist Rob Loukotka. Click the pic for more info (or to buy one).
From Kickstarter: "My name is Rob, and I'd like your help to create a giant poster of every product from the ACME Corporation. I watched every Coyote & Road Runner episode, then hand drew all 126 wacky gadgets, explosives, and items that appeared in the cartoons."
From Kickstarter: "My name is Rob, and I'd like your help to create a giant poster of every product from the ACME Corporation. I watched every Coyote & Road Runner episode, then hand drew all 126 wacky gadgets, explosives, and items that appeared in the cartoons."
Thursday, 29 November 2012
Facebook "Oops" Of The Day
Posted on 15:00 by Unknown
I hope there's more underneath her. Pic from Julie.
Obnoxious Driver's Public Humiliation (Of The Day)
Posted on 14:19 by Unknown
What a maroon. She got off easy. I would have made her wear a dunce hat, too.
From Joe S.
From Joe S.
If Videogame Characters Had Facebook Pages (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:44 by Unknown
From artist Andrew Golden. Click for readable view.
More here.
More here.
Local News Weirdo Of The Day: Vacuum Cleaner Man
Posted on 09:31 by Unknown
She's not gonna lie to you. Thanks, Jody Love.
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Last Supper Parodies Of The Day
Posted on 13:58 by Unknown
Creative blasphemy from people we'll meet in Hell. Most of these are worth a click for the larger view.
Look, it's our old pal, the Tourist of Death
I included this one only because it's so terrible. I love the late addition of the Sopranos guys at the bottom, half in, half out. Did the floor give way or something?
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Animals With Sh*t Stuck On Their Heads (Of The Day)
Posted on 17:38 by Unknown
No animals were harmed for this post. Okay, I don't know that for sure, but pretend it's true.
"Where's my other sock, dammit?!"
Horses suck at hide-and-seek
"Have you been drinking?"
"Where's my other sock, dammit?!"
Horses suck at hide-and-seek
"Have you been drinking?"
Asked and Answered: Billboards Of The Day
Posted on 13:48 by Unknown
Making it rain with your college fund, little girl, that's where.
Thanks, Chris Carey.
Thanks, Chris Carey.
Clichéd Band Name Buzzwords And What They Really Mean
Posted on 09:17 by Unknown
From Flavorwire.
"BEAR"
What it’s supposed to mean: “We are slightly cuddly and lovable New Age guys, but we are also manly and could totally hang your door/fix your fridge if we were required to.”
What it actually means: “We are sexually unthreatening.”
Examples: Bear in Heaven, Boy and Bear, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear, Bearstronaut (above), Bear Crossing, Bear Hands, Sunbears, Bear Ceuse,
"BEAR"
What it’s supposed to mean: “We are slightly cuddly and lovable New Age guys, but we are also manly and could totally hang your door/fix your fridge if we were required to.”
What it actually means: “We are sexually unthreatening.”
Examples: Bear in Heaven, Boy and Bear, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear, Bearstronaut (above), Bear Crossing, Bear Hands, Sunbears, Bear Ceuse,
News: Grandson Has Long Hair
Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Grandson Has Long Hair
"Like a Girl—He Has Girl Hair," Says GrandfatherROCKFORD, IL—Despite ostensibly being a boy, local grandson Eric Detweiler, 17, has long hair just like a girl’s, his grandfather reported Wednesday.
“Well, I don’t know, people tell me I have a grandson, but I sure as hell don’t remember him having a big head of girl hair,” 72-year-old George
Grandson Has Long Hair
"Like a Girl—He Has Girl Hair," Says GrandfatherROCKFORD, IL—Despite ostensibly being a boy, local grandson Eric Detweiler, 17, has long hair just like a girl’s, his grandfather reported Wednesday.
“Well, I don’t know, people tell me I have a grandson, but I sure as hell don’t remember him having a big head of girl hair,” 72-year-old George
Monday, 26 November 2012
Still on vacation. Sort of.
Posted on 10:42 by Unknown
LOTD will return in full force tomorrow, kids. Thanks for your patience.
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
Radio Newscast Fail Of The Day
Posted on 11:55 by Unknown
Or win. Depends on how you look at it. The show went on.
From RadioFail. Click the pic to listen.
From RadioFail. Click the pic to listen.
Then And Now: Your Childhood Crushes Grown Up
Posted on 09:48 by Unknown
Yours, not mine. Mine are all grandmas or dead. I wish I were kidding.
From Buzzfeed.
Carmen (Alexa Vega) - Spy Kids
Topanga (Danielle Fishel) - Boy Meets World
Gary (Ross Hull) - Are You Afraid Of The Dark
Cole (Haley Joel Osment) - The Sixth Sense
Kimmy (Andrea Barber) - Full House
Lisa (Lark Voorhies) - Saved By The Bell
Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye
From Buzzfeed.
Carmen (Alexa Vega) - Spy Kids
Topanga (Danielle Fishel) - Boy Meets World
Gary (Ross Hull) - Are You Afraid Of The Dark
Cole (Haley Joel Osment) - The Sixth Sense
Kimmy (Andrea Barber) - Full House
Lisa (Lark Voorhies) - Saved By The Bell
Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye
Monday, 19 November 2012
Clever Idea Of The Day: Public Stress Relief Station
Posted on 13:24 by Unknown
From Laughing Squid:
Street artist fra.biancoshock installed an ingenious antistress station in a Milan bus shelter consisting of bubble wrap sheets in three stress relief dosages: 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes.
More here.
Street artist fra.biancoshock installed an ingenious antistress station in a Milan bus shelter consisting of bubble wrap sheets in three stress relief dosages: 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes.
More here.
Turkey Cakes That Totally Look Like Penises (Of The Day)
Posted on 11:09 by Unknown
From Jody Love.
What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake? A two-eyed trouser turkey!
Medical fact: over time, small penises will develop claws in an attempt to extend their reach.
Turdicken?
I've heard of being "as horny as a three-balled tomcat" but never a three-balled turkey.
Can you leave my name off the cake this year, Grandma?
I see no penis here. But I do
What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake? A two-eyed trouser turkey!
Medical fact: over time, small penises will develop claws in an attempt to extend their reach.
Turdicken?
I've heard of being "as horny as a three-balled tomcat" but never a three-balled turkey.
Can you leave my name off the cake this year, Grandma?
I see no penis here. But I do
Possessed Small Appliance Of The Day: Devil Toaster
Posted on 09:00 by Unknown
From Gawker and Liz Thayer.
28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History
If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it.
In May 1984, The Today Show aired what can unarguably be described as the greatest televised interview ever: Legendary Weekly
28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History
If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it.
In May 1984, The Today Show aired what can unarguably be described as the greatest televised interview ever: Legendary Weekly
News Of The Day: Popeye's Home Boiglerized
Posted on 08:25 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Popeye's Home BoiglerizedSWEETHAVEN VILLAGE—According to a report filed with the Sweethaven Police Department, the private residence of sailor man Popeye was violently boiglerized at approximately 4:30 a.m. Wednesday.
"It seems that early this morning, the masked thieves broke down the door and boiglerized a house, taking nearly $700 worth of cash and pois'nal items and
Popeye's Home BoiglerizedSWEETHAVEN VILLAGE—According to a report filed with the Sweethaven Police Department, the private residence of sailor man Popeye was violently boiglerized at approximately 4:30 a.m. Wednesday.
"It seems that early this morning, the masked thieves broke down the door and boiglerized a house, taking nearly $700 worth of cash and pois'nal items and
Thursday, 15 November 2012
Hilariously Careless Product Sticker Placements Of The Day
Posted on 11:01 by Unknown
From Happy Place.
Wednesday, 14 November 2012
Photos Of The Day: Kids Are Actually The Worst
Posted on 11:18 by Unknown
I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:
"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."
Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there
"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."
Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there
Tuesday, 13 November 2012
News: ABC Newscast Misnames Petraus Book With Hilarious Photoshopped Vulgarity
Posted on 10:41 by Unknown
Thanks for the laugh, Bill Stancill. Story from Mediaite.
Denver ABC Station Misnames Paula Broadwell’s Petraeus Book: All Up In My Snatch
Nov. 13, 2012
Photoshopped images. We all fall for them. Even TV news producers. Last night, when Denver’s ABC affiliate ran a piece on the tragi-comic Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal, the station fell for those pesky Internet photoshops. While
Denver ABC Station Misnames Paula Broadwell’s Petraeus Book: All Up In My Snatch
Nov. 13, 2012
Photoshopped images. We all fall for them. Even TV news producers. Last night, when Denver’s ABC affiliate ran a piece on the tragi-comic Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal, the station fell for those pesky Internet photoshops. While
Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:24 by Unknown
A great list from Mental Floss. You know the characters, but you might not know their full names. Store these away for future trivia nights.
Barbara Millicent Roberts
Ken Carson
Patricia Reichardt
Capt. Horatio Magellan Crunch
Cavity Sam
Jeff Albertson
Bernie Liederkrantz
Nostradamus Shannon
Bidendum Michelin
Milburn Pennybags
Ofc. Edgar Mallory
Barbara Millicent Roberts
Ken Carson
Patricia Reichardt
Capt. Horatio Magellan Crunch
Cavity Sam
Jeff Albertson
Bernie Liederkrantz
Nostradamus Shannon
Bidendum Michelin
Milburn Pennybags
Ofc. Edgar Mallory
Monday, 12 November 2012
Naughty Snowmen Of The Day (NSFW)
Posted on 12:02 by Unknown
It's that time of year again. An updated LOTD classic.
News: Shitload of Math Due Monday
Posted on 09:51 by Unknown
From The Onion.
OLD BRIDGE, NJ—In what many are calling a complete bullshit move, Riverside High School algebra teacher Mrs. Trella, 34, assigned her sixth-period class an assload of math homework due Monday.
The homework, which included a number of impossible to solve word problems, several stupid equations, and a bunch of other pointless crap, was assigned at the end of class on Friday.
OLD BRIDGE, NJ—In what many are calling a complete bullshit move, Riverside High School algebra teacher Mrs. Trella, 34, assigned her sixth-period class an assload of math homework due Monday.
The homework, which included a number of impossible to solve word problems, several stupid equations, and a bunch of other pointless crap, was assigned at the end of class on Friday.
Rodent Fail Of The Day (video)
Posted on 08:58 by Unknown
I'm hearing Ratt right now. Thanks, Bianca, for the link.
Sunday, 11 November 2012
Thank You, Veterans
Posted on 11:45 by Unknown
Thank you, veterans and active military. We acknowledge and honor your brave service.
Friday, 9 November 2012
The World's Greatest Animal Actor (vid)
Posted on 10:13 by Unknown
... is the hamster at :26. The guinea pig at the end isn't bad, either. The dog at 2:05 gets the Ham Award for overacting.
21 Reasons Why Bros Need To Stay Off Instagram
Posted on 08:57 by Unknown
#forreal. From Buzzfeed.
#crewlengthsocks #yabrah
#tuesdays
#tightride #brofessional
#ilooksick
#gametime #handleit
#brofule #getsome
#poppinladyboners #broteinshake
#brewskis
#slamit #dontbeabitch
#prepped&popped
#madchill #countryclub
#digthis #stacked
See the rest here.
#crewlengthsocks #yabrah
#tuesdays
#tightride #brofessional
#ilooksick
#gametime #handleit
#brofule #getsome
#poppinladyboners #broteinshake
#brewskis
#slamit #dontbeabitch
#prepped&popped
#madchill #countryclub
#digthis #stacked
See the rest here.
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Phenom Of The Day (vid)
Posted on 16:30 by Unknown
Check out RB Sam Gordon who racked up 35 TDs and nearly 2,000 yards from scrimmage last season. Sam is nine, and she's a girl. Watch her go.
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