12 Weird Things You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon (NSFW-ish)

From Madconomist.com. Click any pic to find out more.



1. The Celebrity Black Book: Over 55,000 Accurate Celebrity Addresses


2. Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing


3. Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist 2 Oz


4. SILK Micro G-String Thong Rings Panty


5. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank


6. Stink Bombs - Box of 36 Glass Vials


7. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee


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Epic Ways To Open A Beer (Of The Day)

I kept waiting for someone with a hook. From First We Feast.





























More here.

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News: Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl

In her defense, the other woman did say she wanted to try on the shoes. Who has a baby shower at 3 a.m.?

From The Smoking Gun.


Nebraska Woman Busted For Piercing Victim's Face With Six-Inch Stiletto Heel In Post-Baby Shower Brawl

August 19, 2013

Meet Julia Bol.

Wielding a stiletto with a six-inch heel, the 28-year-old Nebraskan allegedly used the shoe to stab a woman in the face,

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Helpful Chart Of The Day: Gang Signs

Ahhh, okay, now I get it.

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Vid Of The Day: Micro Mayhem

This kicks ass. Duel meets The Road Warrior meets Mario Kart -- all in claymation.

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News: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller

From The Onion.


Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller 

Aug. 22, 2013

PRINCETON, NJ—According to a groundbreaking new study published Thursday in The Journal Of Natural And Applied Sciences, people who are far away from you are actually not, as once thought, physically smaller than you.

The five-year study, conducted by researchers at Princeton University, has shattered

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Celebrity Star Wars Photoshops Of The Day

From a series of amusing contests on Worth1000.com.


Mr. Y


Darth Simpson


Foreman R2-D2 grill


Gen. Goofous


Queen Frodo


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Darth Shrek


Moby-Wan Kenobi


Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back


Rodney the Hutt


The Millennium Lee


Queen Spacey


Emperor Putintine


Rihannaayla


Queen Leia


I Am Darth Maul


Danny DeYoda

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