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Thursday, 30 May 2013

Amusing British Words Of The Day

Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
(Thanks for your patience with spotty posts this week as I'm on holiday in the UK. In recognition of my travels I give you this oldie but goodie. - CM)

Not mine, Merriam-Webster's. Mine are guv'na, gor blimey and bollocks. Jiggery-pokery... nothing at all what I thought it was. Ditto boffin (the apostrophe makes a difference: boffin'). I thought pukka was a type of bead.



From M-W: "
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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Pics Of The Day: Forever Alone

Posted on 02:50 by Unknown
Aww.






















































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Friday, 24 May 2013

8 People Who Blindly Followed Their GPS Into Disaster (Of The Day)

Posted on 12:34 by Unknown
Sorry, folks, the GPS doesn't know you're morons.

From The Week.


Driving into the bay
Three Japanese tourists in Australia used their GPS to drive to North Stradbroke Island, just off the coast of Brisbane. But what the machine didn't account for was the nine miles of water dividing the island from the mainland. The road turned to gravel, then to thick mud, then to gentle laps of water
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Celebrity Name Puns Of The Day

Posted on 10:53 by Unknown

Love these. From Buzzfeed.





































































More here.


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Thursday, 23 May 2013

News: Mom Has Son Arrested For Stealing Her Pop-Tarts

Posted on 13:59 by Unknown
Bitch be cray. The next time I feel like a crappy parent, I'm going to think of her.

From the Charlotte Observer.


Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts

A Charlotte woman had her son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts earlier this week.


According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg police report, the mother called investigators on Monday to report her Pop-Tarts had been stolen from her
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Unfortunately Marked Animals Of The Day

Posted on 11:30 by Unknown
Some are worse than others.

Dick the cat



Phantom of The Opurrra

In case he forgets what he is

Whoa! Mind f**k!

Puppy puppy

Holy cow!

You poor bastard

Kitler
Lil' Kitler

Aww

Worried cat is worried

Scorcese cat


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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Menopausal Woman With Car For Sale

Posted on 10:45 by Unknown
craigslist > fort myers >



Menopausal woman with nasty temper has '85 Grand Prix for sale


Let's answer some questions before I describe the car, as there seems to be a bit of confusion:

1. NO, it is not a "condo-car" that's been garaged all its natural life. It's a $600 car.

2. YES, the odometer reads 24k miles, but I am VERY certain it has rolled over and it's actually 124k
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