I just spent half an hour laughing so hard that I hurt myself. From Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun.
Thursday, 28 February 2013
News: Mexican Police Seize Homemade Marijuana Cannon
Posted on 13:08 by Unknown
Gives a whole new meaning to "firing one up." Made from a plastic pipe "and a crude metal tank that used compressed air from the engine of an old car"? That sounds safe.
From The Guardian.
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could hurl 13-kilo packets over fence into California
Feb. 27, 2013
Police in the border city
From The Guardian.
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could hurl 13-kilo packets over fence into California
Feb. 27, 2013
Police in the border city
Inexplicable Stock Photos Of The Day
Posted on 10:12 by Unknown
Photo not related. To anything.
More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.
More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
WTF "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day
Posted on 11:02 by Unknown
Long-haired freaky people need not apply.
Fearful drunks apply within.
You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.
Sounds like a fun place to work.
Come back next month.
Never work for frustrated comedians. You'll regret it.
What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.
Must speak Engrish.
Sorry, Madonna.
We need people to pack up all our shit.
Now hiring
Fearful drunks apply within.
You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.
Sounds like a fun place to work.
Come back next month.
Never work for frustrated comedians. You'll regret it.
What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.
Must speak Engrish.
Sorry, Madonna.
We need people to pack up all our shit.
Now hiring
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Weave
Posted on 15:28 by Unknown
best of craigslist > portland >
Free Weave (purple comb included)
This alluring weave can be found hanging on a bush on SE Francis Street and SE 36th Ave.
Not really sure how it could have gotten here but some of our guesses are that the previous owner:
1. Wanted to go back to her natural hair length
2. Was drunk and got a little too rough with her comb
3. Got into a fight and lost
Job Query Of The Day: I Would Like To Be Pope
Posted on 12:51 by Unknown
From McSweeney's.
I Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved
Dear sir or madam,
I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recently received my Bachelor of Arts, or “artium baccalaureus,” from Dartmouth College, with a major concentration in Theatre Studies and a minor concentration in Computer Science. While I have been focusing on the technology and financial sectors, I have
I Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved
Dear sir or madam,
I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recently received my Bachelor of Arts, or “artium baccalaureus,” from Dartmouth College, with a major concentration in Theatre Studies and a minor concentration in Computer Science. While I have been focusing on the technology and financial sectors, I have
Vintage STD Propaganda Posters Of The Day
Posted on 09:56 by Unknown
Funny stuff from Hannah and Acid Cow. Interesting (i.e. lame) how women are portrayed as deadly temptresses and ghouls, and the poor soldiers are hapless victims. This wasn't that long ago, either.
Hmm. Define "procurable."
See? They had cock blockers even in the 1940s.
She may look like Katy Perry -- but...
More here.
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Hmm. Define "procurable."
See? They had cock blockers even in the 1940s.
She may look like Katy Perry -- but...
More here.
.
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