News: Gate To Hell Found In Turkey

Archaeologists in Philly, Detroit, and Chuck E Cheese's pack up their tools and go home.

From NBC News.


Pluto's 'Gate to Hell' Uncovered in Turkey

By Rossella Lorenzi
Discovery News

A “gate to hell” has emerged from ruins in southwestern Turkey, Italian archaeologists have announced.

Known as Pluto's Gate -- Ploutonion in Greek, Plutonium in Latin -- the cave was celebrated as the

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Nasty Candies Of The Day

From Spinderfella and Candy Addict.

White Chocolate Maggots

White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a winner. They look more like grubs than maggots--not that it really matters.

Hose Nose

Strap the plastic nose dispenser to your face and catch the oozing candy slime with your tongue, like you used to do when you were three.

Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor

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News: South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol

From The Onion.


South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol

COLUMBIA, SC—Faced with mounting pressure from critics who say it sends the wrong message about the state, residents of South Carolina have mounted a vociferous defense of their right to fly the Hardee’s flag from the top of their capitol building, reports confirmed Thursday.

According to many South

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WTF School Yearbook Quotes Of The Day

Just pretend that half of these aren't Photoshopped.

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Kung-Fu Grandpa Of The Day

With narration. Excellent narration.

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Open Letter Of The Day: Applebee's Wants You To Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs

From McSweeney's.


Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs

By Pete Reynolds

Look, it’s not like Applebee’s hasn’t heard the jokes. Applebee’s is not some out-of-touch square with no ears for hearing or feelings for feeling things. 

Applebee’s is a restaurant. An honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood-and-Potato-Twisters restaurant who is right here—right everywhere,

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March "Found Porn" Roundup

Hey, don't look at me; you dirty bastards send me this stuff. I'm talking to you, Willie, Rachael, Donna, Jody, Bozospace, Jill, Laura, Bad Beth, ChrisP, Cyndi, and Lex.


















90 degrees, baby.








...ass?




I know what I'm getting One Direction for Christmas.

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