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Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Farted On Every One Of My 37 Employees

Posted on 17:26 by Unknown





best of craigslist > new york >
I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.




Date: 2013-01-02, 10:27PM EST


So, I just need to tell the world because I am so happy that I have finally accomplished something that has been 3 months in the making.  I farted on every single one of my 37 employees.

The initial fart began on January 21st, 2008 while I was
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The Funniest Facebook Posts Of 2012

Posted on 12:30 by Unknown
From HappyPlace.





































Lots more here.
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Movie Roles Val Kilmer Didn't Want Or Didn't Get (Of The Day)

Posted on 09:42 by Unknown
Turning down or losing parts are common practices in Hollywood, but Valerie here seems to have more than his share of near misses. A reputation for being supremely difficult on the set certainly doesn't help. Damn fine actor, though. Loved him in Tombstone and Real Genius.

Actors who got the parts instead are in parentheses.



ROLES VAL DIDN'T WANT

Dirty Dancing
Turned down the lead role of
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Monday, 7 January 2013

7 Types Of Sex You Have In Your 20s (Of The Day)

Posted on 11:34 by Unknown
Yup. All of them. How about you?

From Huffington Post.




"YOU'RE CONVENIENT" SEX
"Say.. as long as we're trapped in this elevator..."

"ONE MORE TIME" SEX
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. You did it. Have fun living with the fallout.

BARTERED SEX
Sometimes you just really want some help putting together your IKEA furniture.

DRUNK SEX
A bunch of uncoordinated flailing limbs, plus an
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Heavy Metal Rooster Of The Day

Posted on 10:00 by Unknown
Talk about a monster cock.



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December Motivational Poster Roundup

Posted on 08:36 by Unknown
The first one is my favorite, of course.



























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Friday, 4 January 2013

December "Found Porn" Roundup

Posted on 07:36 by Unknown
Lots of phalluses this month, all from filthy-minded women like Laurie, Smauge, Smokiechick, Karen, Bianca, and Teresa. Other pics from Robin, Chris, Amy, Cyndi, Rachael, and Julie M.

On another note, if you're as sick of this blog template as I am, don't worry, I'm gonna change it soon. I meant to do this over the holidays until I realized that sitting on my ass doing absolutely nothing was
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