But you already knew this.
20 Reasons Why Bill Murray Is The Coolest Guy Alive
Source: Cool Material
20 Reasons Why Bill Murray Is The Coolest Guy Alive
Source: Cool Material
Saturday, 29 June 2013
Weekend Link Of The Day: Reasons Why Bill Murray Is The Coolest Guy Alive
Posted on 09:28 by Unknown
Friday, 28 June 2013
Commercial Of The Day: Lionel Richie & Tap King
Posted on 11:36 by Unknown
You gotta love a man who can poke fun at himself. And you gotta love RachRiot, for sending me this video.
News: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music
Posted on 11:30 by Unknown
From The Onion, though sometimes it's hard to tell anymore.
Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music
June 27, 2013
ROCHESTER, MI—Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rapper’s music.
Saying he could
Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music
June 27, 2013
ROCHESTER, MI—Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rapper’s music.
Saying he could
News: California Man Claims Attempted Rape Was An "Accident"
Posted on 08:19 by Unknown
Now he can accidentally go to jail and accidentally get gang-raped. What's with these wuss criminals anymore? The only thing worse than a creep is a creep who can't admit that he's a creep. Own your dysfunction, dipshit.
California Man Says Hiding In Girl's Car, Threatening Her With A Knife, And Telling Her To Strip Was An "Accident"
June 14, 2013 | 12:15 pm
(THE GIST) — As if to suggest he
California Man Says Hiding In Girl's Car, Threatening Her With A Knife, And Telling Her To Strip Was An "Accident"
June 14, 2013 | 12:15 pm
(THE GIST) — As if to suggest he
Thursday, 27 June 2013
Wednesday, 26 June 2013
There's Your Problem (Of The Day)
Posted on 12:32 by Unknown
Memes: another reason to love the interwebz.
"Looks like the rotor's shot. I could be wrong."
"Looks like the rotor's shot. I could be wrong."
Helpful Website Of The Day: Where The F**k Should I Eat?
Posted on 11:32 by Unknown
Click the pic to give it a try. Be sure to click the OFFENDED? button at the bottom of the results page, too.
Tuesday, 25 June 2013
Exploding Actresses Of The Day
Posted on 15:09 by Unknown
I needed that laugh. Thanks, Rich Girl Red.
Bungled Bathrooms Of The Day
Posted on 13:48 by Unknown
Bathroom designs gone wrong ~from Daisy.
Hang 'em high!
They have an open door policy
Oops!
The Cone Head
Your throne awaits!
For Siamese Twins?
Picture-window pooper
Gumby's can
You forgot to put the seat down!
There, I fixed it.
Hope you can ride sidesaddle.
Monday, 24 June 2013
Movie Trailer Of The Day: Anchorman 2
Posted on 13:52 by Unknown
I hope the movie is better than this trailer. My grandma could make a better spot than this, and she doesn't have any eyes or hands.
Five Ways To Know You're Watching A Steven Spielberg Movie
Posted on 13:23 by Unknown
#6: A shooting star in every movie. From Time.
Like any director who has worked as long as he has — 26 films over almost 40 years — Steven Spielberg has both stylistic and thematic tics that pop up again and again in his work, regardless of genre (And he has worked across many genres, including war, sci-fi, adventure, historical drama and animated).
DADDY ISSUES
Spielberg’s parents
Like any director who has worked as long as he has — 26 films over almost 40 years — Steven Spielberg has both stylistic and thematic tics that pop up again and again in his work, regardless of genre (And he has worked across many genres, including war, sci-fi, adventure, historical drama and animated).
DADDY ISSUES
Spielberg’s parents
25 Great Local News Interviewee Descriptions Of The Day
Posted on 08:14 by Unknown
The only reason to watch local news. From Melanie H. and Uproxx.
Thursday, 20 June 2013
Russian Ad Of The Day: Shark
Posted on 12:42 by Unknown
Masters of subtlety, those Russians. Link from Jody Love.
Wednesday, 19 June 2013
Classic 70s Cut Of The Day: High
Posted on 18:37 by Unknown
And now if you'll please clear the floor, this is couple's skate only. Couples skate only. Thank you.
LOTD Classic: Best Hair Salon Names Ever (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:38 by Unknown
And you thought "Shear Beauty" was bad.
Where it's every stylist for himself
Does that cost extra?
How long will this take?
Huh? As in, fried?
A classic
Now I'm going to apply some warm lemon conditioner
For men. By men.
For the balding-old-man-in-a-beanie look
Huh?
Oooh girl, who did that to your hair?
Come get whacked!
Where it's every stylist for himself
Does that cost extra?
How long will this take?
Huh? As in, fried?
A classic
Now I'm going to apply some warm lemon conditioner
For men. By men.
For the balding-old-man-in-a-beanie look
Huh?
Oooh girl, who did that to your hair?
Come get whacked!
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Classic 70s Cut Of The Day: Sweet
Posted on 14:03 by Unknown
I remember this tune well, but not this video--thank god. It's part Austin Powers, part Clockwork Orange. And what the fuck is a metamoPHORsees?
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Death Ray Parts
Posted on 12:03 by Unknown
best of craigslist > st louis >
Free Death Ray parts
Do you have a science degree? Do you think the world would be better if you could just be in charge? Do you want to show those fools at the academy?
I am listing a small selection of Death Ray parts as a service to the junior members of the mad science community. This includes a high voltage power supply, suitable for gauss cannon, tesla
Free Death Ray parts
Do you have a science degree? Do you think the world would be better if you could just be in charge? Do you want to show those fools at the academy?
I am listing a small selection of Death Ray parts as a service to the junior members of the mad science community. This includes a high voltage power supply, suitable for gauss cannon, tesla
How To Get Past An Awkward Moment (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:11 by Unknown
From Liz.
Act like it didn't hurt
Stick with it
Ask for help
Act like you meant to do it
Make fun of yourself
Don't give up
Rock it off
Just keep walking
For some awkward moments, there is no recovery. Just come on out and face the music.
(More at Twisted Sifter.)
Act like it didn't hurt
Stick with it
Ask for help
Act like you meant to do it
Make fun of yourself
Don't give up
Rock it off
Just keep walking
For some awkward moments, there is no recovery. Just come on out and face the music.
(More at Twisted Sifter.)
Monday, 17 June 2013
News: SC Man Beats Disabled Man With His Own Prosthetic Leg
Posted on 18:39 by Unknown
What? Not Florida?
South Carolina Man Arrested For Beating Disabled Man With His Own Prosthetic Leg
June 17, 2013
A disabled South Carolina man was pushed off a moped and then beaten with his own prosthetic leg by an assailant who was arrested early today for assault, cops charge.
According to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report, Jeffrey Johnson was riding his moped when Joel
South Carolina Man Arrested For Beating Disabled Man With His Own Prosthetic Leg
June 17, 2013
A disabled South Carolina man was pushed off a moped and then beaten with his own prosthetic leg by an assailant who was arrested early today for assault, cops charge.
According to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report, Jeffrey Johnson was riding his moped when Joel
Bandwiches Of The Day
Posted on 14:45 by Unknown
From McSweeney's, by John Peck. Thanks for the link, Marianne.
The Who: Roast beef, boiled guitar strings, dinner roll.
Rolling Stones: Beef tongue, caviar, platinum-coated fried onions, ketchup, white bread.
Black Sabbath: Ham, stilton, LSD mustard, milled wheat bread.
Van Halen: Grilled 17-cheese sandwich on white bread; side of nacho cheese soup.
Ted Nugent: Cubed Grizzly bear,
The Who: Roast beef, boiled guitar strings, dinner roll.
Rolling Stones: Beef tongue, caviar, platinum-coated fried onions, ketchup, white bread.
Black Sabbath: Ham, stilton, LSD mustard, milled wheat bread.
Van Halen: Grilled 17-cheese sandwich on white bread; side of nacho cheese soup.
Ted Nugent: Cubed Grizzly bear,
14 Really Lame Boat Names Of The Day
Posted on 13:20 by Unknown
Okay, 12 lames ones. The first two, I like. The last one is the worst.
Epic Rap Battle: Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury
Posted on 11:17 by Unknown
Don't watch if you are easily offended. The ERB vids pull no punches.
5 Movie Dads Who Rock (Of The Day)
Posted on 09:30 by Unknown
One last nod to Father's Day from The Daily Beast.
BIG DADDY - KICK ASS
Damon Macready (Nicolas Cage)—or “Big Daddy”—is a former NYPD detective turned vigilante hero. He dresses up in a Batman-like suit and fights crime alongside his 11-year-old ass-kicking daughter, Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz), whom he’s been training since she was a child to be a crime-fighting hero. In one scene, he
BIG DADDY - KICK ASS
Damon Macready (Nicolas Cage)—or “Big Daddy”—is a former NYPD detective turned vigilante hero. He dresses up in a Batman-like suit and fights crime alongside his 11-year-old ass-kicking daughter, Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz), whom he’s been training since she was a child to be a crime-fighting hero. In one scene, he
Friday, 14 June 2013
Weekend Links Of The Day
Posted on 11:05 by Unknown
Good stuff that I didn't have time to steal.
74 things every great Star Wars movie needs (Wired)
Weirdness: symmetrical celebrities (The Chive)
11 songs that brought people out of comas (Mental Floss)
Area man: "I'd say my least least favorite part about being a restroom attendant is spending eight hours a day in a room where people defecate." (The Onion)
80s cereals you will never
74 things every great Star Wars movie needs (Wired)
Weirdness: symmetrical celebrities (The Chive)
11 songs that brought people out of comas (Mental Floss)
Area man: "I'd say my least least favorite part about being a restroom attendant is spending eight hours a day in a room where people defecate." (The Onion)
80s cereals you will never
Thursday, 13 June 2013
News: Man Sues Doctor For Unrelenting Stiffy And Inflated Scrotum
Posted on 09:51 by Unknown
The last line makes me think of that Wham! song. From the Mirror (UK).
Man sues doctor after 'botched' operation leaves him with eight-month erection and scrotum the size of a volleyball
Lawyers representing Daniel Metzgar say his constant erection meant that he was unable to carry out everyday chores including collecting his newspaper or riding his motorbike
12 Jun 2013--Truck driver
Man sues doctor after 'botched' operation leaves him with eight-month erection and scrotum the size of a volleyball
Lawyers representing Daniel Metzgar say his constant erection meant that he was unable to carry out everyday chores including collecting his newspaper or riding his motorbike
12 Jun 2013--Truck driver
Amusing And Somewhat Inappropriate Tweets Of The Day
Posted on 07:43 by Unknown
I really need to do more with my Twitter page.
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
Vid Of The Day: Tebow Signs With Patriots - Taiwanese Animation Version
Posted on 13:16 by Unknown
I wish all news was like this.
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Oh My God
Posted on 14:41 by Unknown
best of craigslist > new york >
Oh my god. Oh. My. God.
Grab a paper bag, breathe into it and calm your ass down. You're hyperventilating because you ain't never seen a deal like this before.
Now collect yourself, then keep reading this incredible description that barely serves to do justice to my 2010 Felt Gridlock 3 speed fixed gear bike.
Yes-- 3 SPEED FIXED GEAR! Also known as the
Oh my god. Oh. My. God.
Grab a paper bag, breathe into it and calm your ass down. You're hyperventilating because you ain't never seen a deal like this before.
Now collect yourself, then keep reading this incredible description that barely serves to do justice to my 2010 Felt Gridlock 3 speed fixed gear bike.
Yes-- 3 SPEED FIXED GEAR! Also known as the
Photo Of The Day: Best Friends
Posted on 11:33 by Unknown
I tried not to laugh. I failed. Thanks, Janis B.
Velociraptors Stalking Michael Buble Of The Day
Posted on 10:03 by Unknown
It's like Where's Waldo? with claws. From the Tumblr blog.
(More here)
(More here)
Monday, 10 June 2013
Study: 83% Of Gamblers Quit Right Before They Would Have Hit The Big One
Posted on 15:10 by Unknown
Sonofabitch! I knew it!
From The Onion.
Study: 83% Of Gamblers Quit Right Before They Would Have Hit The Big One
June 6, 2013
WASHINGTON—According to a study published Monday in the Journal Of Financial Economics, 83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot and striking it rich.
Lead researcher, Dr. Richard Howe of the University of Chicago, confirmed that 83 percent
From The Onion.
Study: 83% Of Gamblers Quit Right Before They Would Have Hit The Big One
June 6, 2013
WASHINGTON—According to a study published Monday in the Journal Of Financial Economics, 83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot and striking it rich.
Lead researcher, Dr. Richard Howe of the University of Chicago, confirmed that 83 percent
Lionel Richie's Giant Head: Kickstarter Project Of The Day
Posted on 12:28 by Unknown
So, these dudes on Kickstarter want to make a giant Lionel Richie head for this year's Bestival in the UK. But they need your support to do it--to the tune of about $7,622.
From the potential creators: "We started this ambitious and frankly odd public art project almost a year ago. Inspired by internet pop culture our goal was to make an installation that people could interact and talk with."
From the potential creators: "We started this ambitious and frankly odd public art project almost a year ago. Inspired by internet pop culture our goal was to make an installation that people could interact and talk with."
Rare Photos Of Actors Goofing Off Between Takes (Of The Day)
Posted on 10:03 by Unknown
I like this kinda stuff.
Thursday, 6 June 2013
Update: And Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming...Almost
Posted on 10:52 by Unknown
Thanks for your patience while I have been traveling. LOTD will return to its usual output (4-5 posts daily) within the next couple of days.
Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Celine Dion Does Daft Punk
Posted on 09:29 by Unknown
Ever wish you were blind? I'll ask you again after you watch this.
Chinese Photoshop Trolls Of The Day
Posted on 08:17 by Unknown
This is what happens when you ask Weibo users to make you look cooler.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
Monday, 3 June 2013
May Motivational Poster Roundup
Posted on 05:17 by Unknown
Our monthly review for the reading-impaired.
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