Yes, please show us what you're having for dinner. We care.
From Visual News (a site no doubt run by--yep--hipsters).
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From Visual News (a site no doubt run by--yep--hipsters).
(more here)
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
News: NASA Drew A Giant Penis In The Sand On Mars
Posted on 12:11 by Unknown
It's pointing directly at Uranus.
From Gizmodo.
NASA Drew This Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars
Apparently, this drawing of the male genitals etched into the surface of Mars—which has popped up on NASA's website—was just an amusing accident.
Either that, or a very dirty-minded individual got hold of the controls of NASA's aging Opportunity Mars rover--as if it wasn't bad enough that
From Gizmodo.
NASA Drew This Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars
Apparently, this drawing of the male genitals etched into the surface of Mars—which has popped up on NASA's website—was just an amusing accident.
Either that, or a very dirty-minded individual got hold of the controls of NASA's aging Opportunity Mars rover--as if it wasn't bad enough that
10 Celebrities Mourned Before Their Time
Posted on 09:40 by Unknown
This has been going on forever. When I was a kid it was Mikey from the Life cereal commercials who was falsely declared dead (after ingesting the lethal combination of Pop Rocks candy and Coca-Cola, which was rumored to make you explode). Since then, everyone from Dustin "Screech" Diamond to Justin Bieber to Bon Jovi have been pronounced dead when they weren't. At some point you see these things
Monday, 29 April 2013
WTF Radio News Broadcast Of The Day
Posted on 11:57 by Unknown
The show must go on. And I must stop laughing before I hurt myself.From RadioFail. Click the pic to listen.
Cholas Of The Day
Posted on 08:42 by Unknown
Chola = Hispanic gangsta girl who will cut you.
From Cholafied.
Chobacca
(More here)
From Cholafied.
Chobacca
(More here)
Friday, 26 April 2013
Breaking Bad, 1995 Style
Posted on 11:59 by Unknown
The show's intro recut as a 90s family drama. Nicely done.
Pics Of The Day: Thumbs & Ammo
Posted on 10:09 by Unknown
From the blog with this motto: "Real tough guys don't need guns, they just need a positive, can-do attitude."
More here.
More here.
Thursday, 25 April 2013
News: Movie Characters Pass Through Pamplona On The One Week Bulls Run
Posted on 13:49 by Unknown
From The Onion.
Movie Characters Happen To Pass Through Pamplona On The One Week That Bulls Run
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—In a dangerous and completely coincidental confluence of events, three vacationing American movie characters were reportedly almost trampled to death when they just happened to pass through the center of Pamplona, Spain during the one week the running of the bulls takes place.
“
Movie Characters Happen To Pass Through Pamplona On The One Week That Bulls Run
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—In a dangerous and completely coincidental confluence of events, three vacationing American movie characters were reportedly almost trampled to death when they just happened to pass through the center of Pamplona, Spain during the one week the running of the bulls takes place.
“
Video Game Matchup: Street Fighter vs Madden Football
Posted on 12:47 by Unknown
That extra point should be worth another six.
Brian May Holding Animals (Of The Day)
Posted on 09:28 by Unknown
The man likes furry things. With hair like that, how could he not?
Baby fox
Badger
Deer
Dog
Another fox
Hedgehog
Sedated lion
Another badger
Pudsey, mascot of UK's Children In Need
Another dog
Another fox
Steve the Stag (Surrey U. mascot)
Teddy bear
Brian's an animal activist, hence all the photos.
Baby fox
Badger
Deer
Dog
Another fox
Hedgehog
Sedated lion
Another badger
Pudsey, mascot of UK's Children In Need
Another dog
Another fox
Steve the Stag (Surrey U. mascot)
Teddy bear
Brian's an animal activist, hence all the photos.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
Cool Stanley Kubrick Cinemagraphs (Of The Day)
Posted on 15:33 by Unknown
Iconic moving images from Kubrick's best movies. From FilmmakerIQ.
Filmmaker IQ: "Cinemagraphs are still photographs in which a minor and repeated movement action occurs. The term 'cinemagraph' was coined by U.S. photographers Kevin Burg and Jamie Beck, who used the technique to animate their fashion and news photographs beginning in early 2011." In other words, it's a fancy name for
Filmmaker IQ: "Cinemagraphs are still photographs in which a minor and repeated movement action occurs. The term 'cinemagraph' was coined by U.S. photographers Kevin Burg and Jamie Beck, who used the technique to animate their fashion and news photographs beginning in early 2011." In other words, it's a fancy name for
Contrite Bike Thief Of The Day
Posted on 11:36 by Unknown
From MSN.
Drunk thief returns bike with letter of explanation, Domino's voucher
According to Redditor "seenic," he found his bike in his yard three days after it was stolen with this letter of contrition and a Domino's coupon.
The bike owner said he "ain't even mad" about the theft, understandably so. Turns out it wasn't stolen, just "borrowed" by a drunk in need. Besides, that free lava
Drunk thief returns bike with letter of explanation, Domino's voucher
According to Redditor "seenic," he found his bike in his yard three days after it was stolen with this letter of contrition and a Domino's coupon.
The bike owner said he "ain't even mad" about the theft, understandably so. Turns out it wasn't stolen, just "borrowed" by a drunk in need. Besides, that free lava
Weird Stuff That Actually Exists (Of The Day)
Posted on 07:53 by Unknown
Some Mother's Day gift ideas for ya. You're welcome.
From Izismile. Link from Dawn B.
Nic Cage Hair Board
Chinese fingertrap handbags
Pee Wee Herman Biking Suit
Gamer Bathroom
Lobster phone case
Mandela air freshener
This sweater
(See more here)
From Izismile. Link from Dawn B.
Nic Cage Hair Board
Chinese fingertrap handbags
Pee Wee Herman Biking Suit
Gamer Bathroom
Lobster phone case
Mandela air freshener
This sweater
(See more here)
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
News: Teachers banned from using red ink to grade tests because it "upsets kids"
Posted on 15:36 by Unknown
From the Telegraph (UK).
Teachers told they must not use red ink for marking homework in case it upsets pupils
22 April 2013
Teachers at a secondary school in London have been told they must not use red ink when marking homework in case it upsets pupils.
The move was condemned as "political correctness gone wild" and ministers were forced to deny the Government issues guidelines on the
Teachers told they must not use red ink for marking homework in case it upsets pupils
22 April 2013
Teachers at a secondary school in London have been told they must not use red ink when marking homework in case it upsets pupils.
The move was condemned as "political correctness gone wild" and ministers were forced to deny the Government issues guidelines on the
Cat Dressed As A Shark Riding A Roomba While Chasing A Duck Of The Day
Posted on 15:07 by Unknown
Not much else to say, really, except I wish it were longer. Which is also what she said.
Movie Poster Clichés Of The Day
Posted on 12:01 by Unknown
From Demilked, which sounds somehow pornographic but isn't. Click any pic for a larger view.
Two stars back to back
Big face, big font
Sunglasses reflection
Justice is blind
A face from other objects
In bed
Loner from behind with weapon
Through the legs
See more here.
Two stars back to back
Big face, big font
Sunglasses reflection
Justice is blind
A face from other objects
In bed
Loner from behind with weapon
Through the legs
See more here.
Vents Of The Day
Posted on 09:53 by Unknown
The Vent is a column in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution
(or Urinal-Constipation, as it's called around here) where people can
bitch anonymously about stuff. Here are some of the better entries of
late.
I
object and take exception to everyone saying that Congress is spending
money like a drunken sailor. As a former drunken sailor, I quit when I
ran out of money. Let
me get this straight
(or Urinal-Constipation, as it's called around here) where people can
bitch anonymously about stuff. Here are some of the better entries of
late.
I
object and take exception to everyone saying that Congress is spending
money like a drunken sailor. As a former drunken sailor, I quit when I
ran out of money. Let
me get this straight
Monday, 22 April 2013
16 Brands Of Cereal I Wouldn't Eat
Posted on 16:05 by Unknown
We can talk about it later at the Honeycomb hideout.
Honey Bunches Of Goats
Shredded Feet
Corn Poops
Pooty Frebbles
Count Fuckula
Scrotal (flakes)
Wankin' Berries
Honey Nut Clusterfuck
Apple Sacs
Lice Krispies
Wookiee Crisp
Dingleberry Crunch
Ape Nuts
Cap'n Cunt
Nut'n Bitch!
Raisin Gland
Honey Bunches Of Goats
Shredded Feet
Corn Poops
Pooty Frebbles
Count Fuckula
Scrotal (flakes)
Wankin' Berries
Honey Nut Clusterfuck
Apple Sacs
Lice Krispies
Wookiee Crisp
Dingleberry Crunch
Ape Nuts
Cap'n Cunt
Nut'n Bitch!
Raisin Gland
Self-Reliant Child Of The Day
Posted on 10:30 by Unknown
Don't worry about her. Worry about yourself.
Viral Photo/Story Of The Day: The Olive Garden Menu Fort Won't Save You
Posted on 09:58 by Unknown
Bad things happen when you take a date to the Olive Garden.
From Gawker.
'Grown-Ass Man' Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide from Girlfriend
Adam Howell was at an Olive Garden in Charlotte last night when he overheard a couple at a nearby table quarreling
Looking over, he couldn't help but admire how the disagreement was ultimately resolved.
"A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend
From Gawker.
'Grown-Ass Man' Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide from Girlfriend
Adam Howell was at an Olive Garden in Charlotte last night when he overheard a couple at a nearby table quarreling
Looking over, he couldn't help but admire how the disagreement was ultimately resolved.
"A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend
Inappropriate Kids' Shirts Of The Day
Posted on 08:42 by Unknown
None of these tops the worst baby t-shirt I ever saw.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
Friday, 19 April 2013
Thursday, 18 April 2013
Shred Of The Day: Kenny G and Michael B.
Posted on 13:16 by Unknown
I can't breathe. Thanks for this, Natalie Davis.
Obnoxious Tweets Of The Day
Posted on 12:46 by Unknown
Die. All of you. Or tell me you're joking.All from Tweeting Too Hard.
Let's
play a little game just for fun. What would be poetic justice for any
of these people? I'd laugh if, while examining someone's bookcase when
they were "in the bathroom," David Rankin failed to notice them
sneaking up behind him with a raised ax, about to lop off his superior
head.
Let's
play a little game just for fun. What would be poetic justice for any
of these people? I'd laugh if, while examining someone's bookcase when
they were "in the bathroom," David Rankin failed to notice them
sneaking up behind him with a raised ax, about to lop off his superior
head.
"The Walking Dead" Memes Of The Day
Posted on 09:07 by Unknown
If you don't watch the show, your loss, hoss. If you do watch it but aren't up to date, you might want to skip this. SPOILERS GALORE!
From Buzzfeed.
(More here)
From Buzzfeed.
(More here)
Wednesday, 17 April 2013
News: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8
Posted on 17:55 by Unknown
From The Borowitz Report.
PYONGYANG—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the
PYONGYANG—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the
11 Things That Look Like Darth Vader (And 6 That Don't)
Posted on 16:38 by Unknown
From Maxim, College Humor and more.
OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELL
Darth balloon
Darth-o-Lantern
Darth lamp
Darthbucks
Darth toast
Darthgoyle
Darth coffee mug
Darth Tater
Darthigami
You have fried me for the last time
Disco Darth
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUCK SIDE
OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELL
Darth balloon
Darth-o-Lantern
Darth lamp
Darthbucks
Darth toast
Darthgoyle
Darth coffee mug
Darth Tater
Darthigami
You have fried me for the last time
Disco Darth
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUCK SIDE
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Prosthetic Leg On The Bus
Posted on 12:50 by Unknown
best of craigslist > portland >
Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m
I found a prosthetic leg wearing a Lucchese brand cowboy boot on the bus this morning. I'm not sure what brand the leg is, but it's only the shin and foot portion and it's not mechanical looking.
Rather, it looks semi-real--almost like it could be from a giant plastic doll or something. Here's a
Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m
I found a prosthetic leg wearing a Lucchese brand cowboy boot on the bus this morning. I'm not sure what brand the leg is, but it's only the shin and foot portion and it's not mechanical looking.
Rather, it looks semi-real--almost like it could be from a giant plastic doll or something. Here's a
Worse Cooks Than You Of The Day
Posted on 09:48 by Unknown
Some of these confuse bad cooking with idiocy.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
From Buzzfeed.
More here.
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
News: Woman Stalked By Serial Bicycle-Seat Wanker
Posted on 18:14 by Unknown
What, sniffing them isn't good enough anymore? What's the world coming on to? Might as well put one of these on the seat.
From Copenhagen Post.
Woman stalked by serial bicycle-seat wanker
A young woman has in five instances gotten off the train by Mørdrup Station in north Zealand only to find that a man has masturbated onto her bicycle seat.
The saddle-polishing perpetrator has so far
From Copenhagen Post.
Woman stalked by serial bicycle-seat wanker
A young woman has in five instances gotten off the train by Mørdrup Station in north Zealand only to find that a man has masturbated onto her bicycle seat.
The saddle-polishing perpetrator has so far
Forgotten 80s Videogames Of The Day
Posted on 11:18 by Unknown
More nerdy goodness from TheFW. For all the hours I spent in game arcades in the early 80s, I don't remember any of these. I thought they might include titles like Q-Bert or Food Fight or that cops & robbers game whose name escapes me because it was a total Pac-Man ripoff.
DONKEY KONG 3
Unbeknownst to most gamers, there was a third entry in the original Donkey Kong arcade saga. The reason that
DONKEY KONG 3
Unbeknownst to most gamers, there was a third entry in the original Donkey Kong arcade saga. The reason that
Movie Monster Comparison Poster Of The Day
Posted on 09:59 by Unknown
From Geekstir, an aptly named site when you read the comments and see all the nerds arguing about which ones are wrong. Cue nerd voice: "This is wrong. I did some research. The original Kong stands 25 feet in height while the Rancor is 16 feet in height, although in meters, if the the scale is dependent on BLAH BLAH BLAH DORK DORK DORK WHO FUCKIN CARES?!"
I say "close enough to be amusing" and
I say "close enough to be amusing" and
Monday, 15 April 2013
WTF Invention Of The Day
Posted on 14:01 by Unknown
Ya know, eggs aren't really that hard to cook. Even if they were, I would rather eat them from a pan than from this egg rectum (reggtum?) that shits out an egg turd on a stick.
Thanks (?) for the link, Steve Henderson.
Thanks (?) for the link, Steve Henderson.
Thug Kitchen Foods Of The Day
Posted on 11:53 by Unknown
Profanely informative. With recipes, even!
Link from Rachael.
More at Thug Kitchen.
Link from Rachael.
More at Thug Kitchen.
Celebs Who Turned Down "Dancing With The Stars"
Posted on 09:26 by Unknown
Turns out some of them have a little dignity after all.
Here are the people who politely told DWTS to shove it, and why they did (when known).
Jamie Lee Curtis - “My family commitments are such that I wouldn't have the time for it...but it definitely made me go, 'Hmmm.' It was fun to think about it."
Sylvester Stallone
Tim Allen
Chelsea Handler Jennifer Beals
- “You could back up a truck
Here are the people who politely told DWTS to shove it, and why they did (when known).
Jamie Lee Curtis - “My family commitments are such that I wouldn't have the time for it...but it definitely made me go, 'Hmmm.' It was fun to think about it."
Sylvester Stallone
Tim Allen
Chelsea Handler Jennifer Beals
- “You could back up a truck
Thursday, 11 April 2013
Unintentionally (?) Naughty Cartoon Moments Of The Day
Posted on 11:35 by Unknown
From the incomparable Chi Chi Larue.
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
News: Woman Assaults Boyfriend Who Would Not Stop Singing "Thrift Store" Song
Posted on 08:13 by Unknown
I can relate. From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: Woman, 23, Assaulted Boyfriend Because He Would Not Stop Singing "Thrift Shop" Song
Angered that her boyfriend would not stop singing that catchy “Thrift Shop” song by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, a Colorado woman allegedly choked and pushed her beau during a confrontation early Saturday.
Samantha Malson, 23, was arrested by the Longmont Police
Cops: Woman, 23, Assaulted Boyfriend Because He Would Not Stop Singing "Thrift Shop" Song
Angered that her boyfriend would not stop singing that catchy “Thrift Shop” song by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, a Colorado woman allegedly choked and pushed her beau during a confrontation early Saturday.
Samantha Malson, 23, was arrested by the Longmont Police
Furbied Album Covers Of The Day
Posted on 07:52 by Unknown
Clever but just a little creepy. From Furby Living.
btw...I'm on vacation this week with the family so posting will be spotty. Thanks for your patience.
More here.
btw...I'm on vacation this week with the family so posting will be spotty. Thanks for your patience.
More here.
Monday, 8 April 2013
LOTD Classic: Velvet Paintings Of The Day
Posted on 08:45 by Unknown
One from the early days.
Not Elvis. k.d. lang
Jesus and Gene Simmons with Elvis' hair. Notice which one has the angelic glow.
Jesus watching over a big rig. Or maybe it's just a big rig carrying a giant Jesus statue to Heritage USA. Or maybe it's not Jesus at all, but an Allman brother, showing us the model truck he just finished building.
Not Jesus, but close: Willie Nelson. With Elvis'
Not Elvis. k.d. lang
Jesus and Gene Simmons with Elvis' hair. Notice which one has the angelic glow.
Jesus watching over a big rig. Or maybe it's just a big rig carrying a giant Jesus statue to Heritage USA. Or maybe it's not Jesus at all, but an Allman brother, showing us the model truck he just finished building.
Not Jesus, but close: Willie Nelson. With Elvis'
News: Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job
Posted on 08:11 by Unknown
They can't all be heroes. From The Onion.
Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job
LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom colleagues remember as an incompetent waste of space who couldn’t fight fire for shit.
According to the Lenexa Fire Department, D’Abarno
Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job
LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom colleagues remember as an incompetent waste of space who couldn’t fight fire for shit.
According to the Lenexa Fire Department, D’Abarno
Friday, 5 April 2013
Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3
Posted on 14:54 by Unknown
Most from local newscasts, which explains everything.
Lots of navel-gazing takes place there.
...and makes a stink.
So will I if it looks like that!
...and liked it.
How big wa--- oh, never mind.
Lots of navel-gazing takes place there.
...and makes a stink.
So will I if it looks like that!
...and liked it.
How big wa--- oh, never mind.
Bra Types Of The Day
Posted on 12:23 by Unknown
BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough.
From Daisy and LOLdamn.
(More here.)
From Daisy and LOLdamn.
(More here.)
Custom Product Of The Day: Soul Portraits
Posted on 10:45 by Unknown
"I am proud to offer the unique *magical* service of Erial Ali creating a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!" -- artist Erial Ali.
How it works:
1. Erial will send you a questionnaire to find out about you: your interests, your passions, your fascinations, how you "see" yourself, and other clues to your higher celestial personality.
2. You send Erial a high-resolution photo of yourself, an image
How it works:
1. Erial will send you a questionnaire to find out about you: your interests, your passions, your fascinations, how you "see" yourself, and other clues to your higher celestial personality.
2. You send Erial a high-resolution photo of yourself, an image
Thursday, 4 April 2013
Bizarre Dying Wishes Of The Day
Posted on 14:16 by Unknown
From CBC.
ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY
Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his body be donated to science. He also asked that his skull be used to portray Yorick in a performance of Hamlet.
For many years, Tchaíkowsky's skull had been used in rehearsals of Hamlet in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, but never in an actual performance. Cue David
ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY
Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his body be donated to science. He also asked that his skull be used to portray Yorick in a performance of Hamlet.
For many years, Tchaíkowsky's skull had been used in rehearsals of Hamlet in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, but never in an actual performance. Cue David
Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day
Posted on 08:51 by Unknown
Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I slam your favorite eatery or store, here's a tissue. I hate the word eatery, btw.
Got some of your own? Speak up.
RED LOBSTER
Dead Lobster
Led Robster
Fish Stickster
POTTERY BARN
Robbery Barn
CRACKER BARREL
Honkey Bucket
APPLEBEE'S
Crapplebee's
Got some of your own? Speak up.
RED LOBSTER
Dead Lobster
Led Robster
Fish Stickster
POTTERY BARN
Robbery Barn
CRACKER BARREL
Honkey Bucket
APPLEBEE'S
Crapplebee's
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
News: STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break
Posted on 12:04 by Unknown
From The Onion, of course.
STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break
PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea announced it had an awesome time during this year’s spring break.
“Oh man, PCB was the best—I was at a new party practically every night and met a ton of cool people,” said the common bacteria-based genital tract infection,
STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break
PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea announced it had an awesome time during this year’s spring break.
“Oh man, PCB was the best—I was at a new party practically every night and met a ton of cool people,” said the common bacteria-based genital tract infection,
March Motivational Poster Roundup
Posted on 08:45 by Unknown
"You gotta keep 'em motivated." - The Offspring
News: Gate To Hell Found In Turkey
Posted on 08:04 by Unknown
Archaeologists in Philly, Detroit, and Chuck E Cheese's pack up their tools and go home.
From NBC News.
Pluto's 'Gate to Hell' Uncovered in Turkey
By Rossella Lorenzi
Discovery News
A “gate to hell” has emerged from ruins in southwestern Turkey, Italian archaeologists have announced.
Known as Pluto's Gate -- Ploutonion in Greek, Plutonium in Latin -- the cave was celebrated as the
From NBC News.
Pluto's 'Gate to Hell' Uncovered in Turkey
By Rossella Lorenzi
Discovery News
A “gate to hell” has emerged from ruins in southwestern Turkey, Italian archaeologists have announced.
Known as Pluto's Gate -- Ploutonion in Greek, Plutonium in Latin -- the cave was celebrated as the
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
Nasty Candies Of The Day
Posted on 11:05 by Unknown
From Spinderfella and Candy Addict.
White Chocolate Maggots
White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a winner. They look more like grubs than maggots--not that it really matters.
Hose Nose
Strap the plastic nose dispenser to your face and catch the oozing candy slime with your tongue, like you used to do when you were three.
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor
White Chocolate Maggots
White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a winner. They look more like grubs than maggots--not that it really matters.
Hose Nose
Strap the plastic nose dispenser to your face and catch the oozing candy slime with your tongue, like you used to do when you were three.
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor
News: South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol
Posted on 09:30 by Unknown
From The Onion.
South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol
COLUMBIA, SC—Faced with mounting pressure from critics who say it sends the wrong message about the state, residents of South Carolina have mounted a vociferous defense of their right to fly the Hardee’s flag from the top of their capitol building, reports confirmed Thursday.
According to many South
South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol
COLUMBIA, SC—Faced with mounting pressure from critics who say it sends the wrong message about the state, residents of South Carolina have mounted a vociferous defense of their right to fly the Hardee’s flag from the top of their capitol building, reports confirmed Thursday.
According to many South
WTF School Yearbook Quotes Of The Day
Posted on 08:26 by Unknown
Just pretend that half of these aren't Photoshopped.
Monday, 1 April 2013
Open Letter Of The Day: Applebee's Wants You To Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs
Posted on 12:41 by Unknown
From McSweeney's.
Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs
By Pete Reynolds
Look, it’s not like Applebee’s hasn’t heard the jokes. Applebee’s is not some out-of-touch square with no ears for hearing or feelings for feeling things.
Applebee’s is a restaurant. An honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood-and-Potato-Twisters restaurant who is right here—right everywhere,
Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs
By Pete Reynolds
Look, it’s not like Applebee’s hasn’t heard the jokes. Applebee’s is not some out-of-touch square with no ears for hearing or feelings for feeling things.
Applebee’s is a restaurant. An honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood-and-Potato-Twisters restaurant who is right here—right everywhere,
March "Found Porn" Roundup
Posted on 10:29 by Unknown
Hey, don't look at me; you dirty bastards send me this stuff. I'm talking to you, Willie, Rachael, Donna, Jody, Bozospace, Jill, Laura, Bad Beth, ChrisP, Cyndi, and Lex.
90 degrees, baby.
...ass?
I know what I'm getting One Direction for Christmas.
90 degrees, baby.
...ass?
I know what I'm getting One Direction for Christmas.
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