Cool Poster Of The Day: Acme

I want one! It's a Kickstarter project from artist Rob Loukotka. Click the pic for more info (or to buy one).

From Kickstarter: "My name is Rob, and I'd like your help to create a giant poster of every product from the ACME Corporation. I watched every Coyote & Road Runner episode, then hand drew all 126 wacky gadgets, explosives, and items that appeared in the cartoons."

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Facebook "Oops" Of The Day

I hope there's more underneath her. Pic from Julie.

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Obnoxious Driver's Public Humiliation (Of The Day)

What a maroon. She got off easy. I would have made her wear a dunce hat, too.

From Joe S.

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If Videogame Characters Had Facebook Pages (Of The Day)

From artist Andrew Golden. Click for readable view.




















More here.

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Local News Weirdo Of The Day: Vacuum Cleaner Man

She's not gonna lie to you. Thanks, Jody Love.

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Last Supper Parodies Of The Day

Creative blasphemy from people we'll meet in Hell. Most of these are worth a click for the larger view.















Look, it's our old pal, the Tourist of Death































I included this one only because it's so terrible. I love the late addition of the Sopranos guys at the bottom, half in, half out. Did the floor give way or something?

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Animals With Sh*t Stuck On Their Heads (Of The Day)

No animals were harmed for this post. Okay, I don't know that for sure, but pretend it's true.






"Where's my other sock, dammit?!"




















Horses suck at hide-and-seek
















"Have you been drinking?"

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Asked and Answered: Billboards Of The Day

Making it rain with your college fund, little girl, that's where.

Thanks, Chris Carey.

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Clichéd Band Name Buzzwords And What They Really Mean

From Flavorwire.

"BEAR"

What it’s supposed to mean: “We are slightly cuddly and lovable New Age guys, but we are also manly and could totally hang your door/fix your fridge if we were required to.”

What it actually means: “We are sexually unthreatening.”

Examples: Bear in Heaven, Boy and Bear, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear, Bearstronaut (above), Bear Crossing, Bear Hands, Sunbears, Bear Ceuse,

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News: Grandson Has Long Hair

From The Onion.





Grandson Has Long Hair  

"Like a Girl—He Has Girl Hair," Says GrandfatherROCKFORD, IL—Despite ostensibly being a boy, local grandson Eric Detweiler, 17, has long hair just like a girl’s, his grandfather reported Wednesday. 

 

“Well, I don’t know, people tell me I have a grandson, but I sure as hell don’t remember him having a big head of girl hair,” 72-year-old George

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Still on vacation. Sort of.

LOTD will return in full force tomorrow, kids. Thanks for your patience.

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Radio Newscast Fail Of The Day

Or win. Depends on how you look at it. The show went on.

From RadioFail. Click the pic to listen.

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Then And Now: Your Childhood Crushes Grown Up

Yours, not mine. Mine are all grandmas or dead. I wish I were kidding.

From Buzzfeed.



Carmen (Alexa Vega) - Spy Kids





Topanga (Danielle Fishel) - Boy Meets World





Gary (Ross Hull) - Are You Afraid Of The Dark





Cole (Haley Joel Osment) - The Sixth Sense





Kimmy (Andrea Barber) - Full House





Lisa (Lark Voorhies) - Saved By The Bell





Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye

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Clever Idea Of The Day: Public Stress Relief Station

From Laughing Squid:

Street artist fra.biancoshock installed an ingenious antistress station in a Milan bus shelter consisting of bubble wrap sheets in three stress relief dosages: 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes.



More here.

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Turkey Cakes That Totally Look Like Penises (Of The Day)

From Jody Love.




What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake? A two-eyed trouser turkey!





Medical fact: over time, small penises will develop claws in an attempt to extend their reach.





Turdicken?





I've heard of being "as horny as a three-balled tomcat" but never a three-balled turkey.





Can you leave my name off the cake this year, Grandma?





I see no penis here. But I do

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Possessed Small Appliance Of The Day: Devil Toaster

From Gawker and Liz Thayer.




28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History

If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it.

In May 1984, The Today Show aired what can unarguably be described as the greatest televised interview ever: Legendary Weekly

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News Of The Day: Popeye's Home Boiglerized

From The Onion.



Popeye's Home BoiglerizedSWEETHAVEN VILLAGE—According to a report filed with the Sweethaven Police Department, the private residence of sailor man Popeye was violently boiglerized at approximately 4:30 a.m. Wednesday. 

"It seems that early this morning, the masked thieves broke down the door and boiglerized a house, taking nearly $700 worth of cash and pois'nal items and

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Hilariously Careless Product Sticker Placements Of The Day

From Happy Place.

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Photos Of The Day: Kids Are Actually The Worst

I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:

"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."

Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there

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GIF Of The Day

I wish it had sound.

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News: ABC Newscast Misnames Petraus Book With Hilarious Photoshopped Vulgarity

Thanks for the laugh, Bill Stancill. Story from Mediaite.




Denver ABC Station Misnames Paula Broadwell’s Petraeus Book: All Up In My Snatch 

Nov. 13, 2012  
Photoshopped images. We all fall for them. Even TV news producers. Last night, when Denver’s ABC affiliate ran a piece on the tragi-comic Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal, the station fell for those pesky Internet photoshops. While

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Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know (Of The Day)

A great list from Mental Floss. You know the characters, but you might not know their full names. Store these away for future trivia nights.




Barbara Millicent Roberts




Ken Carson




Patricia Reichardt




Capt. Horatio Magellan Crunch




Cavity Sam




Jeff Albertson




Bernie Liederkrantz




Nostradamus Shannon




Bidendum Michelin




Milburn Pennybags




Ofc. Edgar Mallory

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Naughty Snowmen Of The Day (NSFW)

It's that time of year again. An updated LOTD classic.

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News: Shitload of Math Due Monday

From The Onion.

OLD BRIDGE, NJ—In what many are calling a complete bullshit move, Riverside High School algebra teacher Mrs. Trella, 34, assigned her sixth-period class an assload of math homework due Monday.

The homework, which included a number of impossible to solve word problems, several stupid equations, and a bunch of other pointless crap, was assigned at the end of class on Friday.

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Rodent Fail Of The Day (video)

I'm hearing Ratt right now. Thanks, Bianca, for the link.

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Thank You, Veterans

Thank you, veterans and active military. We acknowledge and honor your brave service.

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The World's Greatest Animal Actor (vid)

... is the hamster at :26. The guinea pig at the end isn't bad, either. The dog at 2:05 gets the Ham Award for overacting.

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21 Reasons Why Bros Need To Stay Off Instagram

#forreal. From Buzzfeed.


#crewlengthsocks #yabrah

#tuesdays


#tightride #brofessional

#ilooksick

#gametime #handleit


#brofule #getsome

#poppinladyboners #broteinshake

#brewskis


#slamit #dontbeabitch

#prepped&popped

#madchill #countryclub

#digthis #stacked


See the rest here.

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Phenom Of The Day (vid)

Check out RB Sam Gordon who racked up 35 TDs and nearly 2,000 yards from scrimmage last season. Sam is nine, and she's a girl. Watch her go.

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